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Posted on 01/01/2002 1:59:17 PM PST by trekie_boy

does anyone know what a "real green" dress is?

does anyone know a good place to buy dijon ketchups?

I want a monkey. Can you get me one?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beenspanked; monkeyboy
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I had my list all ready.... Dang.
101 posted on 10/12/2003 9:12:33 PM PDT by CheneyChick (Let the Hauskleaning Begin)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Feats Don't Fail Me Now
102 posted on 10/12/2003 9:13:48 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: Scenic Sounds
Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, do you think that maybe could stop and pick up a bucket of chicken for DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet while you're in the neighborhood? (See post 51 for detailed instructions.)

....Geeeeezzzzzeeeee....I just got her a monkey, now she wants chicken?????Have someone else get it for her, I have to go upstairs and shake Sam's shaving cream.

....I get tired of doing all this stuff you know, where's the dog??????

103 posted on 10/12/2003 9:14:51 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: CheneyChick
I had my list all ready.... Dang.

If it included <<<<>>>>, bring it elsewhere.

104 posted on 10/12/2003 9:14:56 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
....a real nut cast right!!!!!

....by the way, put those kids away, they have grass stains on them.

105 posted on 10/12/2003 9:17:26 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: trekie_boy
((.Ô..Ô.))
106 posted on 10/12/2003 9:20:25 PM PDT by hosepipe
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To: gitmo
do sponges lose their sponginess when aroused?

Do you become sticky if you are stuck with a stick?

Mr. Ed was a zebra.

What is the difference between "Fresh, Fruit Salad" And "Fresh Fruit, Salad?"

107 posted on 10/12/2003 9:20:28 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
....by the way, I thought you wanted a monkey and now some guys says you want chicken, make up your mind huh, what the hell am I gonna do with this dead monkey????? You'll just have to find someone else to get your chicken.
108 posted on 10/12/2003 9:20:59 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: Senator Pardek
No way.
109 posted on 10/12/2003 9:22:48 PM PDT by CheneyChick (Let the Hauskleaning Begin)
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To: GrandMoM
I had a chicken. I choked it. It's dead.
110 posted on 10/12/2003 9:23:04 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: CheneyChick
No way.

That's what I said when I saw the Latests Posts page on life support ;) 'Night!

111 posted on 10/12/2003 9:24:52 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: JoeSixPack1
I had a chicken. I choked it. It's dead.

....Now you need to go brush your teeth, I told you that you'd get pimples if you did that.....or was it eyeglasses??

112 posted on 10/12/2003 9:31:33 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: Revolting cat!
"Do buffaloes have wings?"

Not any more. Blame Hooters.

113 posted on 10/12/2003 9:33:58 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Cultural Jihad
Productive chap...
114 posted on 10/12/2003 9:34:12 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Woo friggin' hoo!)
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To: CheneyChick
I am sure that you and I have very simular lists.
115 posted on 10/12/2003 9:37:31 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (There is no shame in being poor, just dressing poorly)
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To: Senator Pardek
Having little feet is quite a feat. I should know.
116 posted on 10/12/2003 9:40:25 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: Petronski
BWAHAHAHAHA!
117 posted on 10/12/2003 9:41:19 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: socal_parrot; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
....hey, we got a parrot on post 114 would that do instead of a chicken?

....I don't think it's cooked yet though!

118 posted on 10/12/2003 9:42:34 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: GrandMoM
I like you. LOL
119 posted on 10/12/2003 9:42:55 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Knock it off.)
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To: trekie_boy

120 posted on 10/12/2003 9:43:37 PM PDT by Porterville (The Federal Government will make the rules... now shut up and take your Prozac!!!!)
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