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[trekie_boy]

does anyone know what a "real green" dress is?

does anyone know a good place to buy dijon ketchups?

I want a monkey. Can you get me one?

[Cathryn Crawford]

Well, I'm not positive, so both Ms. Crawford and I will appreciate your checking, just to make sure.

He has it correct, as always. ;-)

[Scenic Sounds]

Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, do you think that maybe could stop and pick up a bucket of chicken for DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet while you're in the neighborhood? (See post 51 for detailed instructions.)

Thanks. ;-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I like em with a little smoked gouda grated in the batter.

Be careful not to grate your knuckles. Or your ring or they won't give you your deposit back.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, do you think that maybe could stop and pick up a bucket of chicken for DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet while you're in the neighborhood? (See post 51 for detailed instructions.)

I think the Taco Bell is right next door. I'll take two burritos, please.

[GrandMoM]

And, be careful where you park the bike.
....I can't take the bike silly boy, don't you remember, the dog chewed the tire off?????

I'm told it's a terrible neighborhood. ;-)
....No I didn't know that, I go down there all the time for my drugs!!!

....by the way what's a button got to do with it????

[mrobison]

Q: If it takes 15 cherries to make an apple pie, how long is the piece of string?

A: Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

[mrobison]

May I mumble dogface in the banana patch? (Steve Martin)

[GrandMoM]

but then no one ever cares about my posts anyway. ....perhaps you should post last and then everbody can read it~~?

[Cultural Jihad]

Why do ships carry cargo while trucks carry shipments?

[GrandMoM]

Can zots be harnessed for future zotting with out unzotting the previously zotted when zot room is at a premium?....is Herman at you house????

[yonif]

This is so funny.

[Scenic Sounds]

....I can't take the bike silly boy, don't you remember, the dog chewed the tire off?????

I'm sorry about that. He was trained to just chew auto tires. What can I say? I'll let you have a piece of the chicken when you get back.

....No I didn't know that, I go down there all the time for my drugs!!!

I feel too, well, too normal with drugs. Count me out.

....by the way what's a button got to do with it????

I'm not sure, but it always seems to make sense when my analyst says that. ;-)

[GrandMoM]

....if the bird is lying on the bottom of the cage, does that mean I need to change the paper or his water?????I'm so confused!!!!!!!!!!

[Cultural Jihad]

Google indicates only two previous posts, one which was deleted the day it was posted on 01/01/2002, and the very first post on 08/17/2001, which was 2 days after signing up.

[GrandMoM]

I want a monkey. Can you get me one?....I think they have an extra one at the meatball factory, but it's dead, will that do dear????????????

[Senator Pardek]

Your prose in that post is reminiscent of Dr. Seuss. Quite a feat for a Texan.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Your prose in that post is reminiscent of Dr. Seuss. Quite a feat for a Texan.

It is, indeed. My feats are scarcely equal, however, to my feet, which are nicely pedicured.

[patton]

But what does google indicate about me? I want to be famous, too!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Okay. I surrender. You're even weirder than me. LOL

[Cultural Jihad]

Like this fellow?