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Florida woman allegedly threw bucket of poop on neighbor she accused of sleeping with her husband
MSN ^ | September 14, 2026 | Raven Brunner

Posted on 09/14/2026 3:57:49 PM PDT by crusty old prospector

Yirsi Machado Rivera has been arrested on burglary and battery charges

Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband. She and the victim were neighbors in a split trailer in the Royal Country Mobile Homes in Miami.

She has been arrested on burglary and battery charges A Florida woman is accused of throwing poop on her neighbor after suspecting infidelity. On Monday, Sept. 7, Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband, the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained by WFLA.

Machado Rivera, 50, and the victim live in a split trailer in the Royal Country Mobile Homes in Miami.

Per the affidavit, Machado Rivera went to the victim’s side of the trailer and accused her of having a sexual relationship with her husband. She then allegedly entered the victim’s residence without permission and shoved her. Before leaving, she allegedly threw a bucket “containing human feces” onto the

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Grodie to the max.
1 posted on 09/14/2026 3:57:49 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: crusty old prospector

So, did it work?


2 posted on 09/14/2026 4:00:06 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: crusty old prospector

With “malice aforethought.”

“But, your Honor, that it’s right. I always carry a bucket of poop with me.”


3 posted on 09/14/2026 4:00:28 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: All

Well was she sleeping with her husband ?


4 posted on 09/14/2026 4:00:31 PM PDT by escapefromboston (Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
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To: crusty old prospector

Cut her some slack. She was probably hormonal.


5 posted on 09/14/2026 4:01:58 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: crusty old prospector

What did she do to the hubby? Bobbit?


6 posted on 09/14/2026 4:02:29 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: crusty old prospector

Do they have a huge line painted down the middle of the house separating ownership?


7 posted on 09/14/2026 4:03:21 PM PDT by Delta 21 (None of us are descendants of fearful men!)
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To: crusty old prospector

Around the Beltway, there a customer base for that sort of thing. Then they spray you down with something very close, as well. I’m not sure what menu item it is on the pizza menu, but it’s a thing.


8 posted on 09/14/2026 4:06:08 PM PDT by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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To: crusty old prospector

No poop for unfaithful husband? Surely, he deserves a bucket too. A woman scorned will fling shit everywhere.


9 posted on 09/14/2026 4:06:11 PM PDT by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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To: crusty old prospector

The worst part is that he still slept with her afterwards.


10 posted on 09/14/2026 4:06:17 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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live in a split trailer

Please fill me in on what those are.

11 posted on 09/14/2026 4:06:42 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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Guilty


12 posted on 09/14/2026 4:06:52 PM PDT by for-q-clinton
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To: crusty old prospector

Imagine what her husband has to live through.


13 posted on 09/14/2026 4:07:36 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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she believed was sleeping with her husband

So now she can claim she was insane and the jury will let her go where she can meet with the protestors who helped raise $1 Million online in a pink brigade.

Note the article never said "the woman" just twice said the "neighbor." I'm sure it was a female but who knows.

14 posted on 09/14/2026 4:09:48 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

She should have strangled her with an exercise band and claimed post partum depression


15 posted on 09/14/2026 4:11:35 PM PDT by Fai Mao
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To: Nateman

True. He’ll beg on his knees sobbing and saying: “Darlin’ take me back. You’re still my goddess.”


16 posted on 09/14/2026 4:11:39 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: crusty old prospector

YIRSI??? WTH kind of name is that???


17 posted on 09/14/2026 4:11:45 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: crusty old prospector

How full was the bucket, and how long did it take?


18 posted on 09/14/2026 4:12:16 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: Fai Mao

Yeah, so people just don’t think things through, do they?


19 posted on 09/14/2026 4:12:56 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: frank ballenger

My guess would be a double wide, which I have always thought was two trailers put together?? My cousin has a large trailer home as a cabin - it’s not bad.


20 posted on 09/14/2026 4:13:14 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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