Posted on 09/14/2026 3:57:49 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
Yirsi Machado Rivera has been arrested on burglary and battery charges
Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband. She and the victim were neighbors in a split trailer in the Royal Country Mobile Homes in Miami.
She has been arrested on burglary and battery charges A Florida woman is accused of throwing poop on her neighbor after suspecting infidelity. On Monday, Sept. 7, Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband, the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained by WFLA.
Machado Rivera, 50, and the victim live in a split trailer in the Royal Country Mobile Homes in Miami.
Per the affidavit, Machado Rivera went to the victim’s side of the trailer and accused her of having a sexual relationship with her husband. She then allegedly entered the victim’s residence without permission and shoved her. Before leaving, she allegedly threw a bucket “containing human feces” onto the
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So, did it work?
With “malice aforethought.”
“But, your Honor, that it’s right. I always carry a bucket of poop with me.”
Well was she sleeping with her husband ?
Cut her some slack. She was probably hormonal.
What did she do to the hubby? Bobbit?
Do they have a huge line painted down the middle of the house separating ownership?
Around the Beltway, there a customer base for that sort of thing. Then they spray you down with something very close, as well. I’m not sure what menu item it is on the pizza menu, but it’s a thing.
No poop for unfaithful husband? Surely, he deserves a bucket too. A woman scorned will fling shit everywhere.
The worst part is that he still slept with her afterwards.
Please fill me in on what those are.
Imagine what her husband has to live through.
So now she can claim she was insane and the jury will let her go where she can meet with the protestors who helped raise $1 Million online in a pink brigade.
Note the article never said "the woman" just twice said the "neighbor." I'm sure it was a female but who knows.
She should have strangled her with an exercise band and claimed post partum depression
True. He’ll beg on his knees sobbing and saying: “Darlin’ take me back. You’re still my goddess.”
YIRSI??? WTH kind of name is that???
How full was the bucket, and how long did it take?
Yeah, so people just don’t think things through, do they?
My guess would be a double wide, which I have always thought was two trailers put together?? My cousin has a large trailer home as a cabin - it’s not bad.
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