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Russian govt chief goes viral as wags claim Putin 'can't push this official out window'
The star ^ | 9 Sept 2026 | Andréa Oldereide

Posted on 09/09/2026 11:13:20 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

Igor Chaika - newly appointed head of Russia's federal agency for foreign aid - has become an internet sensation after a press conference photo sparked a flurry of memes

It was then quote-posted in a viral piece of satire on Tuesday (September 8), as users zeroed in on Chaika’s striking physique.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailystar.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: defenestration; ozempic

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Russia also produces the world's largest integrated circuits.

I was a trainee for a gentleman of this size, but less fat. He was famous for his exploits in the company gym. He sat on two chairs at once; many adults were uncomfortable in his presence, but children flocked to him at company picnics. And super smart.

A coworker pointed out that a standard business envelope all but disappeared into his shirt pocket. His clothes were all custom-made; a standard pocket would look like a postage stamp on his shirt. He was good to me.

1 posted on 09/09/2026 11:13:20 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

he meant it in the literal sense...


2 posted on 09/09/2026 11:16:57 AM PDT by God luvs America
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I don’t think the strongest man in the world could lift him over a balcony but, there is nothing preventing him from committing suicide with two bullets to the back of his head....


3 posted on 09/09/2026 11:21:35 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

—”committing suicide with two bullets to the back of his head....”

One of the worst cases of suicide on record.


4 posted on 09/09/2026 11:23:47 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I wouldn’t want that label on me. The Russians see it as a challenge.


5 posted on 09/09/2026 11:24:16 AM PDT by AppyPappy (They don't call you a Nazi because they think you are one. They do it to justify violence. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?


6 posted on 09/09/2026 11:30:30 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie ("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F. B. I. is tending in that direction." - Harry S Truman)
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—”Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?”

They can keep him.

Better to board him than feed him.


7 posted on 09/09/2026 11:36:02 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
That's one big boy, way over 300 lbs., but remember that Judo is all about using leverage and an opponents movement against them.

Putin is a Black Belt in Judo.

IgorChaika

"Come over here, comrade, and look at this beautiful sunset over the Kremlin."

8 posted on 09/09/2026 12:05:52 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (simulating wisdom at discount prices.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

Is that Steven Seagal?


9 posted on 09/09/2026 12:08:11 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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I know! Amazing how a person’s appearance changes after cutting off their pigtail.


10 posted on 09/09/2026 12:52:54 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Have mercy...been waitin' on the short bus all day.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Igor Chaika - newly appointed head of Russia's federal agency for foreign aid

The title is just a cover. Igor does the pushing.

However, he also has a small remote control IED surgically implanted near his aorta...

(Speculation.)

11 posted on 09/09/2026 1:00:15 PM PDT by Paul R. (Who else but Dolly Parton could go so far by being so genuine about being so fake?)
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But Monsieur, its only a wafer-thin mint!


12 posted on 09/09/2026 1:02:09 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: PGR88

That was a SUPERB skit!


13 posted on 09/09/2026 1:35:35 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: pepsi_junkie

“Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?”


Geez, thanks a load...I haven’t thought about Jerry the Hutt in months, and now you put him right back in my head.


14 posted on 09/09/2026 1:37:35 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: MikelTackNailer

Putin is a Black Belt in Judo.
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He would need to be a Black Belt in Forklift.


15 posted on 09/09/2026 2:24:48 PM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians )
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