Putin is a Black Belt in Judo.
"Come over here, comrade, and look at this beautiful sunset over the Kremlin."
Posted on 09/09/2026 11:13:20 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Igor Chaika - newly appointed head of Russia's federal agency for foreign aid - has become an internet sensation after a press conference photo sparked a flurry of memes
It was then quote-posted in a viral piece of satire on Tuesday (September 8), as users zeroed in on Chaika’s striking physique.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailystar.co.uk ...
I was a trainee for a gentleman of this size, but less fat. He was famous for his exploits in the company gym. He sat on two chairs at once; many adults were uncomfortable in his presence, but children flocked to him at company picnics. And super smart.
A coworker pointed out that a standard business envelope all but disappeared into his shirt pocket. His clothes were all custom-made; a standard pocket would look like a postage stamp on his shirt. He was good to me.
he meant it in the literal sense...
I don’t think the strongest man in the world could lift him over a balcony but, there is nothing preventing him from committing suicide with two bullets to the back of his head....
—”committing suicide with two bullets to the back of his head....”
One of the worst cases of suicide on record.
I wouldn’t want that label on me. The Russians see it as a challenge.
Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?
—”Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?”
They can keep him.
Better to board him than feed him.
Putin is a Black Belt in Judo.
"Come over here, comrade, and look at this beautiful sunset over the Kremlin."
Is that Steven Seagal?
I know! Amazing how a person’s appearance changes after cutting off their pigtail.
The title is just a cover. Igor does the pushing.
However, he also has a small remote control IED surgically implanted near his aorta...
(Speculation.)
But Monsieur, its only a wafer-thin mint!
That was a SUPERB skit!
“Gerald Nadler defected to Russia?”
Putin is a Black Belt in Judo.
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He would need to be a Black Belt in Forklift.
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