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State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
Babylon Bee ^ | September 4, 2026 | Staff

Posted on 09/06/2026 12:11:59 PM PDT by Twotone

U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity.

The landmark decision, handed down this morning by the United States Supreme Court, has ruled that the entire state is unfit to hold trials, engage in civil service, or do anything else besides make clam chowder.

"We find the entire state grossly incompetent due to being completely insane," announced Chief Justice John Roberts. "The entire state needs to be shut down and prevented from doing anything whatsoever until it gets help. We have ordered a large, large fence to be built around the entire state to protect the greater public from these psychos. The entire state is now just one enormous mental institution. Which, it basically is already, but now at least there's a wall so these freaks can't get out."

At publishing time, the State of California had also been ruled incompetent, but just for actual incompetence.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; massachusetts

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1 posted on 09/06/2026 12:11:59 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Twotone

*** or do anything else besides make clam chowder.***

I’m not sure that I want a crazy person to make my clam chowder.


2 posted on 09/06/2026 12:17:43 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: FamiliarFace

They might put tofu in your clam chowder!


3 posted on 09/06/2026 12:49:28 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Twotone
We have ordered a large, large fence to be built around the entire state to protect the greater public from these psychos. The entire state is now just one enormous mental institution. Which, it basically is already, but now at least there's a wall so these freaks can't get out."

The wall saves a lot of work for the men in white coats...

4 posted on 09/06/2026 12:55:52 PM PDT by GOPJ (DSA : Daddy's Savings Account Deadbeat Scammers of America (freeperLibloather) Moketchups.com)
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To: Twotone

The state that re-elected TED Kennedy…9 TIMES!


5 posted on 09/06/2026 3:25:02 PM PDT by Phoenix8
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To: Twotone

I can think of a few others states that need a similar ruling.


6 posted on 09/06/2026 3:47:14 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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