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"That's SHUH-vannah, not SUH-vannah."

1 posted on 08/24/2026 4:43:04 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Man, you could use her face to make gorilla cookies.


2 posted on 08/24/2026 4:46:22 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: simpson96

Can we arrange it so all the STABBINGS take place in one day and get it over with for the rest of the week?


4 posted on 08/24/2026 4:54:14 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: simpson96

Yea, black people have the coolest names.


5 posted on 08/24/2026 5:00:03 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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Shavannah Nechole Stafford

The shame of this whole story is that they both could have made decent money if they'd sold tickets to the fight, or at least had a professional crew tape it for a pay per view.

6 posted on 08/24/2026 5:03:48 PM PDT by PAR35
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Thunderdome style.


8 posted on 08/24/2026 5:19:43 PM PDT by desertsolitaire ("Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.")
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To: simpson96

Damn that’s fugly.


9 posted on 08/24/2026 5:28:36 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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RE: ...her mother suffered injuries while rolling on the broken glass.

Never a good idea for rolling.

Better, as the Buck Owens song says...

Well, now where was you last Saturday night
While I was lyin’ in jail.
Hey, you’re walkin’ the streets with another man.
Wouldn’t even go my bail.

Well, I’m rollin’ in my sweet baby’s arms
Rollin’ in my sweet baby’s arms.

Lay around the shack
Till the mail train comes back
Then I’ll roll in my sweet baby’s arms.


10 posted on 08/24/2026 5:46:46 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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attacked her with a fan and a lamp before breaking a glass jar over her head

And then they say she got really mad.

11 posted on 08/24/2026 5:47:40 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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Photo...

Came in second in the Miss Lake County contest. Won on looks but messed up in the talent competition at the end of her piano piece of Bach’s Partita No. 2 in C minor.

Since then she’s held a simmering grudge against the world.


12 posted on 08/24/2026 5:52:47 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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I swear in complete good faith I recently entered “Why are black women so angry?” In Google’s AI function. I was surprised to learn that that is a false, racist trope.

Now I know. How could I have been so wrong?


13 posted on 08/24/2026 5:52:49 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (25 years on Free Republic, 12/10/25! More than 12,750 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: simpson96

“That’s SHUH-vannah, not SUH-vannah.”


But the middle name, Nechole, is tricky. Is it a creative rendering of Nicole? or is it Ne-Chloe, Nec-hole, Nech-ole? Lot’s of possibilities.


14 posted on 08/24/2026 6:06:09 PM PDT by hanamizu
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To: simpson96

Yeah? So where was “Florida man” when all this was going on?


15 posted on 08/24/2026 6:39:54 PM PDT by oldplayer (Anyon)
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What do y’all think this is?, a waffle house


16 posted on 08/24/2026 6:51:52 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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Somebody had sex with that??? Ick.


18 posted on 08/24/2026 8:56:10 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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