Can we arrange it so all the STABBINGS take place in one day and get it over with for the rest of the week?
It's a lot like NFL football.
Stabbings used to be a Saturday night thing except for special occasions. Now they can happen any day of the week.
NFL football used to be a Sunday thing except for special occasions, but now there are Monday night games and Thursday night games and and sometimes Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.