[Autonomous User]

Man, you could use her face to make gorilla cookies.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

"Shavannah Nechole Stafford, 27, told deputies that her mother had attacked her with a fan and a lamp before breaking a glass jar over her head. Stafford said her mother suffered injuries while rolling on the broken glass. Her mother gave deputies a different account. She said Stafford struck her with a fan and a lamp, then tried to hit her with a glass jar. The mother said she took the jar and struck Stafford with it, causing it to shatter. She alleged Stafford then picked up a shard and stabbed her."

They were resourceful - seems they utilized most of the home goods department.

[Feckless]

First heard that joke in the Wild Geese Brit club in the Sinai in ‘86. Brits had a secretary that was Mimi Bobeck’s twin, right down to the makeup. She didn’t bat an eye and assured us she would have plenty of suitors “after the Yanks have been here a month.”