"Eggcellent!"
Posted on 08/14/2026 5:11:36 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
BEAVER DAM, Wis. — Beaver Dam police are investigating after more than 30 vehicles were egged Tuesday night.
Police said they identified and interviewed three people in connection with the vandalism. The three are cooperating with the investigation and are expected to receive several citations.
Police ask anyone whose vehicle was egged to call the department at ***_***_****
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Headline SHOULD read: 'Price of Eggs Plummet! Weapon of Choice Available Once Again for Local Vandals!'
"Eggcellent!"
LOL! That’s an old one! ;)
A little off your topic but high price of eggs was an overblown narrative by the lib media IMO.
Yeah, it was inflated for a while but when the price dropped they conveniently failed to report it.....just like gas.
At Aldi a few days ago, a dozen was $1.99.
Back to the egging, been a thing since before I was a kid in the 70s.
One thing though, if not cleaned up quickly eggs are very bad for the paint.
Gee Wally, you think they will send Lumpy away?
Sigh. Kids. I was one once and did this kind of thing. If I had ever got caught doing it...
Ha! That was great-is it just me, or from certain angles, is there some resemblance between Elon Musk and Chistopher Wlaken?
LOL
"This s___ is wayyyyyy out of line!"
Loved egg head
Don't worry, they have their best detective out searching for the perps.
Christopher Walken is a Cyborg invented by Elon as a child.
Just a theory...
I raised a fledgling Robin that I found in our window well. ‘Marvin’ would ride on the handlebars of my bike!
And then, a few weeks later, he left me for a Lady Robin. :(
Register eggs and require egg safety training.
three people ?
People
People who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world
We’re children
Needing other children
And yet letting our grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like children than children
I’ve been calling ***_***_**** over and over but nobody ever answers.
A friend of mine told the story about when he got into an egg fight and his car took several hits which he had to wash off before Sunday School and his minister father found out.
He became a judge.
Yeah. I had an old Nova with a custom paint job and more than 100 hours put into color sanding and buffing the paint that was ruined by two dipshits tossing eggs on our last day of class my senior year. I couldn't get to the car wash quick enough to get it off. Ate right through the clear-coat and ruined the paint. I couldn't prove who did it. But had a good idea. Never could match the color correctly and had to repaint the whole car.
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