9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

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There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.

No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women

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Yesterday's "9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women" thread was a winner, let's see ho this one does. :-)

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Okay, let’s kick this one into high gear.... :-)

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Backstabbing

Malicious gossip

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Groupthink

[Tell It Right]

A joke Rush said on the radio years ago went something like this:

One day a few years ago I just happened to be alone in an elevator with Hillary Clinton. She pressed the emergency button, leaned up against and me, and said, "Treat me like a real woman!". I took my clothes off, told her to fold them, and go make me a sandwich.

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Bureaugamy: A family pattern involving a parent (usually the mother), a child, and a bureaucrat.

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Burning coal

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10. The ability to remember a mistake her spouse made from years ago.

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Crybullying

Crybully: Someone who manipulatively alternates between distress and malice in order to get her own way. Usually female.

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Getting diabetes

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Spending her husband's paycheck on useless crap.

[Tell It Right]

11. A woman is better than a man at bring the spouse out of a bad day, with the simple use of 4 words: “I’m in the mood”.

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Femsplaining and Shelaborating

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Financial co-dependence

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Female surgeons have a lower post-op complications rate. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37647075/

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Gains from divorce

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Hoeflation

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Bird hands

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Since Biden opened the border to the whole world a lot more women (real XX) have mustaches.

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Blocking out “ceiling birds”