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Sonny Hostin Flees In Terror After Seeing Pillsbury American Flag Cookie Dough
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 8, 2026 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 07/10/2026 7:38:35 AM PDT by fwdude

NEW YORK CITY — A screaming Sonny Hostin fled in terror after rounding the corner in the grocery store only to come face-to-face with a shelf of Pillsbury American flag cookie dough.

Hostin, longtime host on The View, cried out for help as she ran from the horrifying sight of the American flag imprinted onto sugar and flour.

"AHHHHHH! Help, help! I'm in danger!" Hostin yelled as she ran shrieking down the aisle.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor

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Satire,... for now.
1 posted on 07/10/2026 7:38:35 AM PDT by fwdude
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To: fwdude

She’ll demand the Pillsbury Dough Boy be drawn black to be inclusive. Then a week later demand he be removed because it’s racist.


2 posted on 07/10/2026 7:40:09 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

What shade of black? That’s important.


3 posted on 07/10/2026 7:41:11 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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To: Tell It Right

bttt


4 posted on 07/10/2026 7:41:37 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: fwdude

I’m convinced that Sonny Hostin was put on the View as a living parody to generate views through being ridiculed and reviled by conservative hate viewers.


5 posted on 07/10/2026 7:45:59 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

She’s not a parody if they agree with her every inane stance.


6 posted on 07/10/2026 7:47:34 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

I’ve always thought that was true of the whole panel.


7 posted on 07/10/2026 7:53:40 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

They’re all paid to be hated although they’re plenty hateful on their own.


8 posted on 07/10/2026 8:13:42 AM PDT by albie
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Ready to eat.....raw.

9 posted on 07/10/2026 8:16:25 AM PDT by Liz (“The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies the work of His hands." (Psalm 19:1))
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To: albie

My husband gets mad whenever he sees them on TV. I tell him his reaction is exactly what they’re paid to evoke.

He gets even more mad when he sees Jessica Tarlov; he can recognize her voice from rooms away.

I think, in a slightly different way, she’s paid for the same thing.


10 posted on 07/10/2026 8:19:35 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: fwdude

are you kidding me?? Her fat butt would embrace anything cookie and anything pillsbury...


11 posted on 07/10/2026 8:20:00 AM PDT by God luvs America
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To: fwdude

Oh please

She’s a dingbat

The problem I have is the kneeling sports teams and the fans who say nothing about it

The display at the spurs v Knicks was bad. Players and coaches. So repulsed by out anthem/flag


12 posted on 07/10/2026 8:28:31 AM PDT by stanne
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To: Liz

Yeah, the cookie dough flavor has been big for a few years. I never understood it.


13 posted on 07/10/2026 8:39:10 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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To: fwdude

I thought Whoopi Goldberg was the craziest of RATs. But that nut Hostin really takes the tofu cake.


14 posted on 07/10/2026 9:51:57 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence." -Marx the Smarter (Groucho.))
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To: Jamestown1630

And you are correct. If you add up the IQs of every member of the panel, the sum would still be in single digits.


15 posted on 07/10/2026 11:56:51 AM PDT by falcon99 ( )
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