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NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
babylonbee.com ^ | Jun 19, 2026

Posted on 06/21/2026 9:59:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN

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SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.

Feeling that being hosted at a Navy base was not quite gay enough, NASCAR officials decided to up the ante by requiring all entrants drive a Subaru station wagon with at least 17 bumper stickers.

"Now that's what I call 'Pride'," said NASCAR CEO Steve O'Donnell. "There will be little sailor outfits, Subarus, and 'It's Raining Men' blasting on the loudspeakers. We're going all in this year. The crews are going to all do the 'YMCA' with every pit stop, and we'll cut the bottoms right off of those leather driver uniforms. Woo Pride!"

In addition to Subaru, several zoos, animal shelters, and hair salons will also be featured as title sponsors. "The fans are going to love seeing 40 Subarus with roof racks doing 87 mph with excellent traction," said NASCAR official Billy Gerken as he prepared for the race. "The hum of that 2.5-liter engine is going to really knock 'em back in their seats. 'Ope! Almost forgot to set out everyone's mandatory 'COEXIST' bumper sticker."

At publishing time, NASCAR had announced that in lieu of the traditional champagne shower, the winner would be doused in bubble bath and handed a bottle of Rosé.


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To: Feckless

How in hell does an automobile get a gender, or a political label. Before I retired I was driving a 300mi/day commute, thru the mountainous regions of western Maryland and northern West Virginia..... twenty years of that.. and I ran thru seven new Subarus in that time. Put over 140 thou on all of them. They quite literally are the official state car of West Virginia. You’re all being silly. It’s a damned good little car.


21 posted on 06/21/2026 11:05:29 AM PDT by Segovia (https://townhall.com/columnists/kevinmccullough/2025/07/06/fossil-fooled-lives-vs-lies-n2659950)
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To: Segovia
How in hell does an automobile get a gender ...

In German a car can be either masculine (der Wagen) or neuter (das Auto) depending on which word you use.

22 posted on 06/21/2026 11:10:46 AM PDT by Publius
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To: V_TWIN

“NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race”

HEY, NOT FAIR!

We have had 4 NEW Subaru Foresters. They were all GREAT cars in every way. Don’t defame Subaru with this “PRIDE” nonsense.

It IS true that far left libtoids drive Volvos, but I have not seen any evidence that Queers habitually drive Subarus.

TAKE IT BACK!


23 posted on 06/21/2026 11:21:43 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: Segovia

You’re all being silly. It’s a damned good little car.
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Agreed... and one has to feel badly for Subaru that someone started that nonsense. On has to wonder how many car sales have been lost because of it...


24 posted on 06/21/2026 11:24:07 AM PDT by hecticskeptic
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To: V_TWIN
As I understand it, they are quite popular with the lesbians.

They targeted them with a marketing campaign in the mid 1990s, and it worked.

https://x.com/i/grok/share/c0fdfda931d6459bb71c426ca5a488f9

25 posted on 06/21/2026 11:28:51 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Israel first!)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Except NYS celebrates Pride in July. So there’s more cr** ahead.


26 posted on 06/21/2026 11:29:36 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: hecticskeptic
...one has to feel badly for Subaru that someone started that nonsense.

Actually, they started it.

https://x.com/i/grok/share/f02ebe5bae89419697c3f7cb16e3e044

27 posted on 06/21/2026 11:32:19 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Israel first!)
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To: know.your.why

I thought that was FDR.


28 posted on 06/21/2026 11:33:39 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.)
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To: V_TWIN

Supposedly, Subaru was marketing to lesbians sometime (maybe in the 1990s).

Nobody noticed except the gag writers.


29 posted on 06/21/2026 11:36:13 AM PDT by x
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To: EvilCapitalist

Yeah, that. Damm...


30 posted on 06/21/2026 11:41:23 AM PDT by know.your.why
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To: V_TWIN

And a whole month of black history, a black national anthem, a federal holiday for blacks, mlk day....the fatigue is real.


31 posted on 06/21/2026 12:05:28 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: V_TWIN

Ah...it’s the Bee.

For a minute there...

And, yes, I agree with you, V_TWIN.


32 posted on 06/21/2026 12:07:34 PM PDT by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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To: ansel12

I had a 1982 GL wagon that I bought for $1200 with 100K miles on it, and drove for 8 years before I sold it for $1000 with 215K miles. Had to replace the water pump and the CV joints during that time, otherwise just routine maintenance.

Great little car. 1.8L, 4-speed, 4WD but not enough ground clearance to do much offroad, good in snow and ice. Not all that fast, of course, but it would get 30-32 mpg at 65 mph forever.


33 posted on 06/21/2026 12:09:26 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: ansel12

I think we’ve found the new Popemobile.


34 posted on 06/21/2026 12:10:29 PM PDT by SandCastle (( (( In Stereo Where Available )) ))
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To: Segovia

My Subaru turned 83,000 miles just today. Still feels like a new car. I love it.


35 posted on 06/21/2026 12:13:26 PM PDT by Romulus
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

Mine was like that but no 4 wheel drive and maybe a 1983 or so that I got used around 1993 or 4, loved it, I started my little plumbing business with that car which felt awkward since I charged the same prices as the biggest company in town, but it got me started.


36 posted on 06/21/2026 12:18:20 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: MikelTackNailer

Not sure you’re joking or not so I’ll explain what I know about it just in case.

The wife and I were nascar fans back in the day when Jeff Gordon drove that car.

The “Rainbow Warrior” nickname came about from the paint scheme on the car to tout how many colors were available from Dupont paints.....which was the teams’ primary sponsor.

The nasty rumor that Gordon and or his team were gay came mostly from fans of other drivers that didn’t like him.....mostly because at that time he was a dominant driver.


37 posted on 06/21/2026 12:23:14 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

ROFL! NASCAR and the Lesbo Limo Race!


38 posted on 06/21/2026 12:27:14 PM PDT by CodeToad
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To: Segovia

Heh - our ‘09 Outback has over 285k on it. It’s biggest problem is a slow leak of power steering fluid.


39 posted on 06/21/2026 12:31:09 PM PDT by Paul R. (Old Viking saying: "Never be more than 3 steps away from your weapon ... or a Uriah Heep song!" ;-))
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To: V_TWIN

Well I’ve never seen a lesbian in a crown Vic.


40 posted on 06/21/2026 12:31:44 PM PDT by Track9 (Liberal tears make me smile. Thank you DJT!)
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