Posted on 06/21/2026 9:59:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN
SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.
Feeling that being hosted at a Navy base was not quite gay enough, NASCAR officials decided to up the ante by requiring all entrants drive a Subaru station wagon with at least 17 bumper stickers.
"Now that's what I call 'Pride'," said NASCAR CEO Steve O'Donnell. "There will be little sailor outfits, Subarus, and 'It's Raining Men' blasting on the loudspeakers. We're going all in this year. The crews are going to all do the 'YMCA' with every pit stop, and we'll cut the bottoms right off of those leather driver uniforms. Woo Pride!"
In addition to Subaru, several zoos, animal shelters, and hair salons will also be featured as title sponsors. "The fans are going to love seeing 40 Subarus with roof racks doing 87 mph with excellent traction," said NASCAR official Billy Gerken as he prepared for the race. "The hum of that 2.5-liter engine is going to really knock 'em back in their seats. 'Ope! Almost forgot to set out everyone's mandatory 'COEXIST' bumper sticker."
At publishing time, NASCAR had announced that in lieu of the traditional champagne shower, the winner would be doused in bubble bath and handed a bottle of Rosé.
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I can’t wait for this wretched month to be over with.
A month for gays, a day for military veterans.....that’s just plain wrong.
Agreed.
I really liked my little Subaru it was like a tiny station wagon, whatever they call that, great for traveling in economically.
Can't we all just get along?
Except for the glock people.
Actually, November is National Veterans and Military Families Month.
Subaru the Gay car ?
The only thing to do is ignore the whole pride month as best one can.
“The crews are going to all do the ‘YMCA’ with every pit stop”. I could not resist the temptation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvzs2ozG-mc&list=RDfvzs2ozG-mc&start_radio=1
“November is National Veterans and Military Families Month”
And it’s in no way celebrated the way gay month is, is it?
As a matter of fact thanks for sharing that, I was completely unaware of it.
See my point?
As I understand it, they are quite popular with the lesbians.
And I’m sure after the race, the crews will be stopping at the “Blue Oyster Bar” of Police Academy fame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ
Besides all the pride events happening in June, you left out Juneteenth which just passed, you missed the celebration ?? LOL
I love the Village People! Another favorite of theirs is “In The Navy”. Both songs get my feet moving....LOL!
Subaru, the second most favorite things that Lesbians sit on.
The most Gay race ever is today. I don’t watch NASCAR anyway so not unexpected, but those guys go from very bad to way worse.
The Bee is so funny!
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