“ Paige promptly urinated in the aisle between the press area and state delegates…”
If Paige is a true Republican, I know which side of the aisle she was aiming at.
"Under the most carefully controlled conditions, the wildlife will do as it damn pleases."
Nice metaphor for the Republican party right now.
Imagine if it was an Indian Elephant.
She read the banners as “GO P”.
Has Paige ever been in a Moscow hotel room?
While the phrase “Paige promptly pissed a plunderous puddle” is amusing, it’s obvious that someone was not properly tending this animal. At public events, elephants would typically be led around by a handler with some kind of leash. The article never discussed who that animal handler voted for back in 2024.
The quality of GOP event planning has obviously slipped a bit. Nixon’s advance men had a firm rule to never have any events with elephants.
Missed on the media??? Good boy...!
That’s a lotta beer to let go of. When you gotta go, ya gotta go. My dad said once you’re over 40 you’re pissing or looking for a place too. Wonder how old the elephant is? 😅
“...an elephant relieved itself as it strolled through the assembly hall at a Texas Republican Party gathering...”
Compare this to democrat run cities like San Francisco where the homeless voters urinate and defecate on public streets, with the full support of the mayor and police commission. /spit
Oh thee glee,
Makes no mews good news from these goobers
Elephant gonna elephant.
I guess being surrounded by RINOs scared the piss out of her...
1963 NYC Camelot....The dog did No. 2 right on stage...
A proud Republican leak!
The smell of RINO made him do it.
The only thing better than an elephant pissing in the GOP would be a donkey taking a dump on the DNC. So sick of both asshat parties.
I’m upset the handler didn’t let the girl finish her pee before making her continue the walk.
“An adult African elephant can void up to 3 gallons of urine in a single session”. Pachyderms are going to pachyderm.