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Crackpot named Loony Toon sentenced for shooting at 3 cops
NY Post ^
| 05/31/2026
| Patrick Reilly
Posted on 05/31/2026 2:37:47 PM PDT by DFG
A man cartoonishly named Loony Toon was sentenced to decades in prison for shooting at three Oregon police officers during a traffic stop.
Loony John Franklin Kolb Toon, 43, will spend the next 20 years behind bars after he opened fire on police officers in Milwaukie, a Portland suburb, in June 2025, a judge ruled.
Toon shot at the officers while speeding away from the traffic stop after officers discovered he had an active warrant. He then ditched his SUV and a female passenger and took off on foot at a local golf course.
He was arrested three days later.
Toon, who was on probation for attempted kidnapping at the time of the shooting, pleaded guilty Thursday to four counts of first-degree attempted assault with a firearm, unlawful use of a firearm, felon in possession of a firearm and second-degree escape.
He was sentenced by a Clackamas County Circuit Court judge to 20 years in prison, which will run concurrently with other outstanding charges in other Oregon counties.
Toon was also ordered to pay restitution to the city of Milwaukie for damaging a police car and to the owner of a car hit by his bullets.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; clackamas; crime; isitthemyogi; loonytoon; milwaukie; oregon; themagain
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posted on
05/31/2026 2:37:47 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: conservative_cyclist; ten18; Twotone; VeryFRank; Clinging Bitterly; Rio; aimhigh; Hieronymus; ...
If you would like more information about what’s happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me. Please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list.
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posted on
05/31/2026 2:39:14 PM PDT
by
Twotone
(Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.)
To: DFG
He then ditched his SUV and a female passenger and took off on foot at a local golf course.
That's when she knew her date was over.
To: DFG
Fitting that he is from Oregon.
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posted on
05/31/2026 2:47:27 PM PDT
by
nwrep
To: DFG
Has the Democratic Party
nominated him for 2028 yet?
He fits the Democrat Insurrectionist Agenda
5
posted on
05/31/2026 2:48:01 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: DFG
Your name? I see, and your last name?
In the old days the billy clubs would have gotten a work out before it got cleared up.
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posted on
05/31/2026 2:51:14 PM PDT
by
ansel12
To: DFG
Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!
To: DFG; SunkenCiv; Red Badger
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posted on
05/31/2026 2:57:22 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: ComputerGuy
Always a risk when dating a bad boy.
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posted on
05/31/2026 3:11:41 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: DFG
Neck tattoo.
That tells me he’s a winner!
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posted on
05/31/2026 3:18:07 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: DFG
Looks lke he’s got a couple of prefab prison tats.
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posted on
05/31/2026 3:24:42 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If it ain't fun, you ain't doin' it right.)
To: DFG
Well at least he wasn’t named “Sue.”
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posted on
05/31/2026 3:35:14 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Ezekiel
I had a great uncle named ‘Loony’...........
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posted on
05/31/2026 3:46:45 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
To: Red Badger
I remember a running back named Joe Don Looney who bounced around the NFL for a few years back in the day.
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posted on
05/31/2026 4:33:10 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
I like Cake
but not
Neck Tats!
.
Looney is Toast !
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posted on
05/31/2026 4:51:30 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(Good SCIENCE is Not Faith BUT Curiosity. )
To: Red Badger
I have 2c cousins named scooter and skeeter
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posted on
06/01/2026 5:09:52 AM PDT
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
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