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Posted on 05/27/2026 6:34:42 AM PDT by V_TWIN
A thong-wearing, 79-year-old Florida man was arrested for allegedly “consistently” exposing himself and making lewd gestures around his apartment complex — and argued to police that it was his “right to walk around naked.”
Tyrone James Causey was charged with five counts of indecent exposure at his Hollywood, Fla., apartment on May 22 after neighbors called police, saying they were “increasingly concerned and frustrated with his continued behavior,” Local 10 News reported.
Causey wasted no time showing police what neighbors were talking about — answering the door wearing nothing but a “G-string thong” and claiming he had “a right to walk around naked under Florida Statute 800.001” as long as he was not at a “park.”
Things took a stranger turn when Hutcheson said the thong-wearing senior put on lipstick in front of her, “began touching his penis” — then asked the female officer to “jump rope for me, baby doll.”
At least five neighbors told police Causey had exposed himself around the building and regularly walked through common areas making “lewd gestures.”
He was also accused of “thrusting his penis” at a woman’s doorbell camera.
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If you go to the link take eye bleach and that's just for the mugshot!
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“Separate from his indecent exposure charges, Causey was also apprehended following a high-speed chase in the Florida Keys in March 2026, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.”
Good grief the man’s a menace to society!
He looks like he has alien DNA. Maybe this is normal on the planet he is from.
Holy crap. One of the extraterrestrials got loose….
Keep it in your PANTS!
We were thinking the same thing, lol.
Florida Man! Florida Man! I hear the 1960s Batman TV show playing in the background.
“Keep it in your PANTS!”
He wasn’t wearing pants.
Thanks.. Now that is playing in my head..
He’s likely been a sex pest all his life and, now that he’s 79, he’s no longer keeping his hijinx behind closed doors.
Was he wearing a smile?
Oh my, certainly not like the case of the young lady back in about 1990 who got into trouble for running a hot dog stand while wearing a thong, lol.
Causey wasted no time showing police what neighbors were talking about — answering the door wearing nothing but a “G-string thong” and claiming he had “a right to walk around naked under Florida Statute 800.001” as long as he was not at a “park.” Reads like he’s an interesting man.
Why. I know a guy who ran two hot dog carts with bikini clad blonds. Right outside heavy manufacturing locations. He cleaned up.
I think it was a Supreme Court Justice who said something to the effect of "your right to walk around naked ends when it triggers my vomit reflex."
was he looking for a sword fight?
looks like an elderly gigalo with dementia
Pencil fight??
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