Had To’ — Disney Guest Jumps Out of Kilimanjaro Safaris Truck to Pee in the Bushes

WDW News Today ^ | 5-6-26 | Shannen Ace

[MarlonRando]

The child of the man who jumped out can be heard saying, “Daddy, hurry up, they are waiting for you.”

When the guest is done, he runs back to the truck, saying, “I’m super sorry, I had to.”

He starts to climb back into his seat but the cast member driving the truck says, “Don’t climb back up there, come over here.”

As he climbs along the side of the truck to the cab, he repeats, “I had to.”

[Jeff Vader]

[Dr Ian Malcolm] well, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go [/Dr Ian Malcolm]

[MarlonRando]

I’d just hold it. You have to plan ahead and go before you are going to be trapped on a ride. It takes being able to plan. For some reason this guy could not

[Blood of Tyrants]

This made a news story?

[HartleyMBaldwin]

he looks kind of young for prostate trouble.

[ZinGirl]

LOL. You beat me to it

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[blueunicorn6]

“It’s the circle of water.”

[ridesthemiles]

MY THOUGHT ALSO

[x]

Those are real animals. Guy is lucky the alligators or hippos didn’t get him.

[Responsibility2nd]

Orlando Florida is, believe it or not, in the USA.

____________________________

Are you sure? I’ve been to Orlando. I personally think Cuba annexed the place.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I feel bad for the animals.

No kidding. What would the jungle be like if animals just peed wherever they happened to be.

[cornfedcowboy]

Disney does an awesome job with that ride.

[chopperk]

If his prostate is the size of a softball, he doesn’t have a choice; sink or swim.

[umbagi]

Californy is the place he ought to be…

… so he jumped out of the truck and

Found a place to pee.