Posted on 05/05/2026 11:36:28 AM PDT by Red Badger
The demise of Spirit Airlines sent shock waves through the airline industry last week as United, Delta, and American Airlines were forced to accept the unthinkable, that Spirit customers may now choose to fly on the major carriers. Boardrooms have been in panic mode, with many predicting the end of air travel as we know it should Spirit passengers be inflicted upon the remaining airlines. The industry has faced threats in the past from crashes, parts falling off planes, and female pilots landing upside down, but none have been as serious or as potentially damaging as having to deal with the hoard of feral humans who have been the bread and butter of Spirit Airlines. In a last ditch attempt to prevent nationwide panic, President Trump has added everyone who has ever flown Spirit Airlines to the No Fly List.
But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Title headline by @eversong.)
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If they are smart, the other airlines will look at this as an opportunity.
Build a separate, small terminal ONLY for former Spirit Airline customers. Have just one or two planes reserved for former Spirit Airline customers.
The former Spirit customers will have to prove through video evidence and arrest records that they qualify for the special terminal and plane.
Now comes the entrepreneurial aspect. The terminal will have closed circuit, subscription only, pay-per-view video. Live and on demand features.
Spirit Airlines passengers are quite...... spirited. Expect to see some of that spirit on the heretofore ... unspirited airlines.
🙂😊😁😀😃😆😅😂🤣
Just remove the seats and put down wrestling mats. Add chain link fencing around baggage claim. The new passengers will adapt quickly.
Are they them?
Just pray Carnival Cruises doesn’t go out of business.
Or Greyhound.................
Yogi and Boo Boo work beter.
1. That doesn’t look like Schulz’ work.
2. Snoopy doesn’t talk.
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