Posted on 05/05/2026 9:17:36 AM PDT by MarlonRando
John Andrew Spillman, 33, is a Uniformed Division officer with the federal agency, and had just provided security to President Donald Trump at the weekend PGA tour at Trump’s golf course in Doral, Florida.
He was arrested shortly after midnight Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near Miami International Airport.
“Police allegedly caught him literally with his pants down in the act, according to the arresting affidavit,” reported Susan Crabtree of RealClearPolitics, as deputies with the Miami-Dade County Sheriff’s Officer responded.
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This guy was caught red-handed. Caught with his pants down.
try the veal
He had to be high on something; which is reason alone to can him.
You cannot make this stuff up.🙄
NO loss. He was a real jerkoff.
Ladies of FR: Is this something that ANY woman actually wants to see?
“Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?”
No women at the bar wanted to go to his room?
What kind of psychological screening do they do for these Secret Service Agents?
No. But many men these days seem to think that females share their enjoyment in ‘looking’.
We are just not wired that way.
(I love the commercial where the grandfather is trying to teach the young boy to send face pictures, not dick pictures.)
No
Please don’t spill, man.
When I was much younger, I got way past high, but, never, never, never would this have happened.
I am not usually at a loss for words, but, I surrender.
No. Yuck.
I even feel sorry for the guys who arrested him that had to see this.
You were a different character to start with. Inebriation tends to magnify inherent stupidity.
Letting it all hang out before he is found out as an accomplice in the attempt?
What kind of people is the Secret Service hiring?
Crazy.
He must have been under the influence of something.
GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.
JERRY: “Caught” you? Doing what?
GEORGE: You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was alone..
ELAINE: (Making a face of surprise) You mean..?!
GEORGE: (Nods) Uh-huh.
KRAMER: (Laughing) She caught you?
(Elaine laughs with Kramer)
JERRY: Where?
GEORGE: (Not really wanting to embellish) ..I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they’re supposed
to be working. (Jerry and Elaine look at each other - enjoying the story) My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..
JERRY: “Glamour”?
(Kramer and Elaine laugh slightly)
GEORGE: ..So, one thing lead to another..
“There’s a lot of good, heroic people there, but they were advertising [for agents and officers] on pizza boxes in the Washington, DC area – come join the Secret Service.”
Is it such a stretch to think that the Secret Service suits, being all that superior to all of us, would automatically consider tried and tested military personnel, law enforcement personnel, to be the automatic pools from which to recruit?
Now I know that such a mindset would violate the sacred DEI concepts, but, at some point, the government has to let go of fantasies and face reality.
I think somoeone needs to alert Barron.
Honestly where are we finding these guys? Treasury agents are supposed to be cream-of-the-crop.
Might as well assign grunt-level Marines to do the job.
Barron should take up the king fu
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