Posted on 04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, dubbed 'king of the bullfighters' by some publications, has reportedly suffered a "very serious" injury after a bull gored him as a medical reports reveal an injury to his rectum.
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In this case, that’s exactly right.
One in a million shot, doc.
Hello, Mr. Camacho, my name is Dr. Bull and I am here, today, to do your Colonoscopy. Unfortunately, we ran out of scopes, so, today, we will be using my horns.
When I was a youngster and old dairy farmer that hired us high school kids to put up hay got treed by a Holstein bull he owned. He told me bulls are a pain in the ass. Guess he wasn’t kidding. I knew three of these old dairy farmers. They all had badass Holstein bulls. Each had curved nasty sharp horns. That ole boy is going to feel that for a long time. IMO
ouch…..
I was thinking, the matador must have been a republican. If he was a democrat the bulls horn would have hit his head before his rectum.
Lol, I was going to say “colonoscopy by bull….you said it better!
I wonder if the bull’s name was Don Lemon?
Always root for the bull.
L
I bet we read that in the same magazine.
Billy Crystal ran with bulls but apparently not fast enough.
Or, as “some” might say, a great weekend in San Fran.
(Booo!! Hiss!!!!)
Perfed rectum means rectal contents(bacteria, stool, digestive juices) can get into abdominal cavity, fester, and get him very sick. Plus the bull might have hit other organs. Time for reconstructive surgery, and massive antibiotic coverage. Could end up with malfunctioning bowel (or prostate) permanently. Bad news...but one shouldn’t expect too much leniency if your main job is to artfully tease, torture, and kill an animal, then take your bows, all for the pleasure of the crowd. Killing the bull to eat it cause otherwise you starve is allowable.
Sometimes, the bull kills your *ss. A real “s**t show” this time.
Sounds like anal Horn sex
Zero sympathy. If you’re not going to give the animal a clean, quick kill, you deserve to get a horn through your rectum.
Hmm, there used to be a Nelson Muntz + bullfighter .gif that was very on-point for this story, but I haven’t seen it posted in years.
Sounds like a real pain in the.....nah, too easy.
—” one shouldn’t expect too much leniency if your main job is to artfully tease, torture, and kill an animal,”
HEAR! HEAR!
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