Dr. Hamburger says to post your silly stuff here! No wonder he became the employee of the Month!
Posted on 04/17/2026 11:27:12 AM PDT by Nateman
It's Friday! That means it is time to post silly things!
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Dr. Hamburger says to post your silly stuff here! No wonder he became the employee of the Month!
What do you call a white man and a black woman on the dark side of the moon?
Astronauts, you frickin’ racist.
What is a woman?
The priest says, "It's not a sin to drink. I'll take a wine."
The preacher says, "It's a sin to drink. I'll take a virgin Shirley Temple".
The imam says, "I, too, say it's a sin to drink. I'll take 72 virgins."
One of the astronauts who came back from that last launch confessed that he had felt a little claustrophobic up there. Turns out he just needed a little more space.
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When asked to write a pro-Trump joke, this is what AI spit out. It has a long long way to go.:
“Here is a classic-style political joke that plays on his reputation for negotiation and his famously complicated relationship with the press:
Donald Trump is walking along a beach when he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out.
The genie says, “I will grant you one wish, but choose wisely.”
Trump pulls a map out of his pocket and says, “I want you to bring permanent, total peace to every single country on this map. No more conflict, no more arguments—just perfect harmony.”
The genie looks at the map, scratches his head, and says, “Phew, that’s a tough one. Thousands of years of history, deep-rooted tensions... I’m a powerful genie, but that might be beyond even my pay grade. Do you have a backup wish?”
Trump thinks for a second and says, “Okay, how about this: Can you make the mainstream media give me 100% fair and positive coverage for one whole month?”
The genie is silent for a long moment, then sighs and says, “So, on that map... did you want the peace treaty signed in gold ink or silver?”
Nothing. They can't hear you anyway.
Another bar joke.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ‘Why the long face’?
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