What do you call a white man and a black woman on the dark side of the moon?
Astronauts, you frickin’ racist.
When asked to write a pro-Trump joke, this is what AI spit out. It has a long long way to go.:
“Here is a classic-style political joke that plays on his reputation for negotiation and his famously complicated relationship with the press:
Donald Trump is walking along a beach when he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out.
The genie says, “I will grant you one wish, but choose wisely.”
Trump pulls a map out of his pocket and says, “I want you to bring permanent, total peace to every single country on this map. No more conflict, no more arguments—just perfect harmony.”
The genie looks at the map, scratches his head, and says, “Phew, that’s a tough one. Thousands of years of history, deep-rooted tensions... I’m a powerful genie, but that might be beyond even my pay grade. Do you have a backup wish?”
Trump thinks for a second and says, “Okay, how about this: Can you make the mainstream media give me 100% fair and positive coverage for one whole month?”
The genie is silent for a long moment, then sighs and says, “So, on that map... did you want the peace treaty signed in gold ink or silver?”
Nothing. They can't hear you anyway.