Here's What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For

The Bee ^ | Apr 9, 2026 | The Bee

[dayglored]

If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:

MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(

It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:

1. MM: Mer-man attracted

2. B: Bicyclists

3. JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover

4. Q: Quebecois

5. TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe's

6. L: Lindsey Graham

7. AYA: the gay Ayatollah

8. WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.

9. ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.

10. DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans

11. + : Plus-size

12. S: Steve

13. VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?

14. WIZ: Wizard-sexual

15. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ : Not sure-sexual

16. BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau

17. W: The Welsh

18. LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters

19. BLT: Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers' lunch break.

20. £: European regular, American gay

21. LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers

22. BO: Barack Obama

23. SUB: Subaru owners

24. DD: Kristi Noem's husband

25. BLA: Bud Light-attracted

26. GF: Gay Frogs

27. >:-( : Angry lesbians

Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: acronym; babylonbee; canada; satire

[dayglored]

I was laughing so hard I forgot to put a first comment LOL

[Waverunner]

So, what’s your letter?

[FirstFlaBn]

USDAB - upside down and backwards, like this alphabet soup world.

[T.B. Yoits]

They’ll bend through themselves like pretzels to include every group they can, just to avoid saying the truth, “Everyone except straight white men.”

[cgbg]

If you cannot pronounce it correctly you are guilty of hate speech.

If you refuse to try to pronounce it remember that “silence is violence” and you are guilty of hate speech.

[dayglored]

> So, what’s your letter?

OUSDBFSR

Those who recall the Yardbirds know what I'm talking about.

[Fledermaus]

I’m Supercalifraciuos but not alidoshous.

[John Milner]

Over
Under
Sideways
Down

Great GREAT song.

[John Milner]

I chuckled at the whole thing but the “DD” made me LOL.

[plain talk]

OK I’ll admit that I thought the story was actually real until I finally saw it was from the Bee. That’s how far we’ve fallen.

[lee martell]

It all sounds quite atrocious!

[madison10]

Easier to say: BS

[lee martell]

Is “Ms Canada” of Eskimo heritage?
That’s where her true definition lies.

[Fledermaus]

It’s a spoof of a real story.

This Canadian bimbo whined about “zero funding to stop the genocide of” a jumble of crap. MM-—LGBTQQA+

[HereInTheHeartland]

Hard to tell. Is this satire?

[I-ambush]

It means I fell asleep on my keyboard.

[_longranger81]

Forgot The Prince Formerly Known As An Artiste.

[TLI]

"Easier to say: BS"

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I use IDC (I don't care).

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[Sicon]

The Bee, hitting it out of the park, as usual.