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NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
babylonbee.com ^ | Apr 4, 2026

Posted on 04/05/2026 1:16:55 PM PDT by V_TWIN

HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.

With the crew being forced to resort to "collapsible contingency urinals", NASA Director Jared Isaacman could not help thinking that Chipotle was a poor choice.

"We may have screwed the pooch on this one," sighed Isaacman. "The meal all being wrapped into one aluminum container, it just sucked us in. We probably should have known better. I mean, it is Chipotle. I may have been drunk when I made that call."

At publishing time, NASA had announced a great new partnership with Immodium.


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1 posted on 04/05/2026 1:16:55 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Had me on this one! I thought it was real for a second, lol!


2 posted on 04/05/2026 1:31:21 PM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: V_TWIN

‘screwed the pooch’
great retro ref! ..


3 posted on 04/05/2026 2:02:56 PM PDT by A strike (fkMI6Airstrip One. & No more Dots)
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To: V_TWIN

</grin>


4 posted on 04/05/2026 2:29:50 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: V_TWIN

You’d have to be ‘drunk’ to ever eat at that dump in the first place.


5 posted on 04/05/2026 2:31:36 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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To: V_TWIN

Out-gassing.....the ban of weightless space travel.


6 posted on 04/05/2026 2:51:09 PM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: V_TWIN

Just jiggle the handle dear.


7 posted on 04/05/2026 3:02:02 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: V_TWIN

Can you imagine the femal on board bitching every single moment of flight?


8 posted on 04/05/2026 3:23:30 PM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: DownInFlames

Are we there yet?


9 posted on 04/05/2026 3:32:07 PM PDT by central_va (I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: DownInFlames

She passed away unexpectedly in deep space. Male colleagues have no idea how it happened.😎


10 posted on 04/05/2026 4:13:16 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo )
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To: V_TWIN

Taco Bell, and it would be an even worse result.


11 posted on 04/05/2026 7:34:49 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: V_TWIN
With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.

Fire in the hole!!!


12 posted on 04/05/2026 8:03:02 PM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: V_TWIN; hellinahandcart

Heh!


13 posted on 04/06/2026 7:31:19 AM PDT by sauropod
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