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NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
babylonbee.com ^
| Apr 4, 2026
Posted on 04/05/2026 1:16:55 PM PDT by V_TWIN
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
With the crew being forced to resort to "collapsible contingency urinals", NASA Director Jared Isaacman could not help thinking that Chipotle was a poor choice.
"We may have screwed the pooch on this one," sighed Isaacman. "The meal all being wrapped into one aluminum container, it just sucked us in. We probably should have known better. I mean, it is Chipotle. I may have been drunk when I made that call."
At publishing time, NASA had announced a great new partnership with Immodium.
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posted on
04/05/2026 1:16:55 PM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Had me on this one! I thought it was real for a second, lol!
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posted on
04/05/2026 1:31:21 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
To: V_TWIN
‘screwed the pooch’
great retro ref! ..
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posted on
04/05/2026 2:02:56 PM PDT
by
A strike
(fkMI6Airstrip One. & No more Dots)
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
04/05/2026 2:29:50 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: V_TWIN
You’d have to be ‘drunk’ to ever eat at that dump in the first place.
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posted on
04/05/2026 2:31:36 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
To: V_TWIN
Out-gassing.....the ban of weightless space travel.
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posted on
04/05/2026 2:51:09 PM PDT
by
Candor7
( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
To: V_TWIN
Just jiggle the handle dear.
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posted on
04/05/2026 3:02:02 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: V_TWIN
Can you imagine the femal on board bitching every single moment of flight?
To: DownInFlames
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posted on
04/05/2026 3:32:07 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: DownInFlames
She passed away unexpectedly in deep space. Male colleagues have no idea how it happened.😎
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posted on
04/05/2026 4:13:16 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo )
To: V_TWIN
Taco Bell, and it would be an even worse result.
To: V_TWIN
With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.Fire in the hole!!!
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posted on
04/05/2026 8:03:02 PM PDT
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: V_TWIN; hellinahandcart
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posted on
04/06/2026 7:31:19 AM PDT
by
sauropod
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