Fire in the hole!!!
Posted on 04/05/2026 1:16:55 PM PDT by V_TWIN
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
With the crew being forced to resort to "collapsible contingency urinals", NASA Director Jared Isaacman could not help thinking that Chipotle was a poor choice.
"We may have screwed the pooch on this one," sighed Isaacman. "The meal all being wrapped into one aluminum container, it just sucked us in. We probably should have known better. I mean, it is Chipotle. I may have been drunk when I made that call."
At publishing time, NASA had announced a great new partnership with Immodium.
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Had me on this one! I thought it was real for a second, lol!
‘screwed the pooch’
great retro ref! ..
</grin>
You’d have to be ‘drunk’ to ever eat at that dump in the first place.
Out-gassing.....the ban of weightless space travel.
Just jiggle the handle dear.
Can you imagine the femal on board bitching every single moment of flight?
Are we there yet?
She passed away unexpectedly in deep space. Male colleagues have no idea how it happened.😎
Taco Bell, and it would be an even worse result.
Fire in the hole!!!
Heh!
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