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Posted on 03/17/2026 1:06:42 PM PDT by woodbutcher1963
TEHRAN — At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker with a cardboard cutout of Baywatch star David Hasselhoff.
As part of Operation Hot Hoff, SEAL Team Six reportedly trained night and day for weeks ahead of a planned ground incursion in which they strategically set up a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff designed to look lost and in need of male companionship.
It was only a matter of time before Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, who sources indicated was gay, fell for the devious trap and was eliminated.
"No one can resist The Hoff," Trump said. "Even I get kind of hot and bothered thinking about him, and there's no one straighter than me, believe me. He was in Knight Rider, you know. Had a talking car. Not many people remember that, but I do. Not even Elon could make that car. Maybe he can. I should call him."
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“True Survivor” (from the movie, “Kung Fury”)
by David Hasselhoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
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