Posted on 03/11/2026 3:42:13 AM PDT by Nateman
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed worry that the giant attacking spiders could lead to a substantial increase in hateful arachnophobia.
The fears grew this week following yet another attack from the giant spiders, resulting in widespread calls for city leaders to take action against them. Analysts urged the public to refrain from falling into such blatant arachnophobic hysteria.
"It's disturbing to see such anti-spider sentiment," said New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. "I implore all New Yorkers, regardless of their backgrounds and political views, to avoid giving in to the temptation to become arachnophobic. New York is for everyone, and that includes the giant flesh-eating spiders currently climbing the Empire State Building."
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It is a species of peace.
Don’t let a few bad spiders make the others look bad.
If only we gave them more free stuff they would love us again!
Now lets defeat the firearmaphobia that has beset the freshly stolen halls of government in virginia.
America’s 50s movies were full of giants from the insect and nature world, ants, spiders, crabs, it was thought to have been caused by the psychic damage of when the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor.
In sha Shelob!
Arachna Akbar!
;^)
4 Muslims throwing bombs.
It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, you know.
Wonder what zombies represent in our collective subconscious.
Pretty sure it’s democrats. Stupid, shuffling, but violent and seemingly insatiable, endless hordes who want to eat the productive.
Also dead, but somehow vote.
That spider reminds me of Wilford Brimley for some reason.
“”””””Wonder what zombies represent in our collective subconscious.”””””
I think the first zombie movies of the 1930s capitalized on the mysteries of the black culture of mysticisms and potions and voodoo that a few old Southern FR members may remember from the far distant past (little known or mentioned in post 60s America, if at all) and the tie ins of Haiti and more blackness and voodoo.
I think modern zombies are touching a little on immigration and the introduction into American society of the exotic and dangerous peoples of the dark corners of the world to living among us and taking over our cities and culture, americans becoming the ‘other’, the outsiders in our own nation, surrounded by dangerous and mysterious intruders who increasingly threaten us and are dragging us back to a more primitive regressive state.
Lol
When there is only Spiders, peace will reign.
America’s 50s movies were full of giants from the insect and nature world, ants, spiders, crabs, it was thought to have been caused by the psychic damage of when the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor.
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