Posted on 02/20/2026 11:49:06 PM PST by Libloather
It’s a fashion felony.
A scantily-clad Texas woman was slapped with cuffs after allegedly smashing her BMW into a fire hydrant while drunk.
The suspected boozy driver — donning black fishnet tights, leather underwear and a skin-tight motorcycle jacket — is seen in wild photos shared by the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 on Friday.
The motorist, who has not been publicly identified, is also wearing open-toe slippers, with her large upper leg tattoo on full display, as she speaks to an officer, the pics show.
Other images showed the banged-up SUV with a busted bumper, flat tires and deployed airbags beside a wrecked curb and pile of dirt at a strip mall near Will Clayton Parkway and Vine Forest Drive.
“A night out should never end in flashing lights and handcuffs,” cops said in a Facebook post, advising drivers to “plan a safe ride home, every time.” The woman was charged with driving while intoxicated, though police did not say when the tipsy bender happened.
But the daring outfit didn’t just turn heads at the scene — it sparked a social media frenzy
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*Sigh*....and to think I only clicked on this story for the pictures.
“Fish net stockings?” More likely a commercial fishing net…or someone’s chain link fence.
Disgusting creatures.
the title didn’t mention a wild hog had gotten tangled in the nets!
TOO LATE, I WAS GOING TO WORN OTHERS NOT TO LOOK, BUT YOU POSTED IT! Question, think she has her own handcuffs?
What species is this?
NOT what I expected...
She’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of Washington’s nose.
She was on her way to Walmart, apparently….
What is not being told here is she must have an engineering degree to get that leather underwear up over those hips.
Poor cops need immediate stress leave.
WHOA NELLY!
Oh fer goodness sake where’s the eye wash station?
I put out warnings. That’s all I can do.
There should be a thread on “what you pictured in your mind before you saw the article’s pics”. For me IT WASN’T THAT !!!
More like a Jaclyn Smith a tad over imbibed.
The woman in the pic probably goes to her kids soccer games in that getup.
She was wearing stilettos, but her body pressure pushed the heels right into the asphalt.
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Thanks man. I actually spit out my coffee!
She was wearing stilettos, but her body pressure pushed the heels right into the asphalt.
I don’t think this is who Billy Joel was singing about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmUrJ_el-SM
I HAD NO IDEA FISHNETS COULD STRETCH THAT FAR !!!!!
HOLY COW-—AND I DO MEAN COW
How can somebody like her afford a BMW?
Depends upon how she uses the body parts....
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