Michelle Obama Got 10 New Piercings in a Single Sitting

New York Post ^ | Feb. 13, 2026 | Avery Matera

[nickcarraway]

On Wednesday’s episode of her podcast, “IMO,” which she shares with brother Craig Robinson, the latter poked fun at his sister’s new jewelry additions.

“What I’ve learned about you [since starting the podcast] is that you tried to get your ears pierced and thought I didn’t notice,” to which he added, “And I see you got all these new piercings in your ear.” The former first lady revealed, “I have always thought about getting some extra piercings in my ear and just never got around to it.”

She admitted that she did try out a second earring before she had kids, “but then [she] just got lazy and stopped putting an earring in it.”

[thegagline]

The world has become overly self-indulgent.

[jospehm20]

I am was wondering if he got one f those

[Jeff Chandler]

Next is an oversized septum ring.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

10 piercings...a good way to allow bacteria to infect your body, become a human display rack. Yuck!

[Elsie]

OUCH!

[Elsie]

Gulp!

[Elsie]

Ride 'im cowgirl!

[Elsie]

I got a nice piercing from a nail gun.

[Elsie]

This, too.

[Elsie]

I was TRYING to avoid this, but you’ve jammed an image into my brain and now I have to retch!

[MrBambaLaMamba]

❤️ Michelle

[Mr. Blond]

Hood rat.

[jonrick46]

Along with ear piercings, Michelle has gained a slimmer body; making Zer0 hot under the collar:

[redcatcherb412]

she still fugly though

[dblshot]

Bet none were from Barack.

[Candor7]

A female mounted vibrator, radio controlled by Barrack himself?

Good way to keep her shut up.

I reckon it no longer works.

[MayflowerMadam]

That’s one homely guy.

Ozempic has worked for him. Probably will be diagnosed with scurvy, an unintended consequence of the drug.

[jonrick46]

And, a whole lot of Ozempic money along with the piercings money went to the Mooch like lipstick on a pig. Yikes!

[Rockingham]

With the news media treating reporting and discussion of the Obama marriage as off limits, we cannot be confident that we know quite what is going on. Michelle though has always seemed high maintenance and there are unmistakable signs of strain.

[Candor7]

Both of the Obamas are so underwhelming that one wishes them fond adieu and a bright ignominy.

Obama’s “magic” nearly destroyed America by dividing the nation along racial and ethnic lines.May he one day take up permanent residence in Zimbabwe, where he and his he/she can feel naturally at home with the legacy of Robert Mugabe.