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Dang, gives new meaning to "Fire in the hole!" 🤣🤣🤣
1 posted on 02/04/2026 8:13:26 AM PST by PROCON
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I laughed and said “Another Hilarious Headline form the Babylon Bee”....

They my laughter went to shock...when I saw it was not.


2 posted on 02/04/2026 8:15:57 AM PST by suasponte137
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It may be an inherited condition, his great grandfather had fought in WWI.


3 posted on 02/04/2026 8:16:30 AM PST by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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Emergency services in Europe include police, fire, and EMS, like here, but also EOD, explosive ordnance disposal. Needing to combine EMS and EOD in a single effort is a tad unusual . . .


4 posted on 02/04/2026 8:16:38 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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doctors found “an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in…[a man’s] rectum

Gastroenterologist: "Wow, look what I found!"

5 posted on 02/04/2026 8:17:27 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.)
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6 posted on 02/04/2026 8:17:31 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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I continue to be amazed that there are people who would stick anything up their rectum on purpose. Other than having an enema or a colonoscopy, and even then, only when necessary.


8 posted on 02/04/2026 8:19:34 AM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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Now I heard from a nurse about a patient who lost a bar fight and had a cue ball shoved in the wrong hoe.

But nothing like a bomb.


9 posted on 02/04/2026 8:19:34 AM PST by packagingguy
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Well, Was this a gay thing, or what.? I mean, how the hell did that suppository get there?


10 posted on 02/04/2026 8:20:02 AM PST by dforest
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Homosexual decadence and mental illness on display.


11 posted on 02/04/2026 8:21:00 AM PST by allendale
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The shell was dressed provocatively!


12 posted on 02/04/2026 8:22:00 AM PST by aynrandfreak (Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
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I remember doctors finding a lot of M-79 grenades inside people during and after the Vietnam war.


13 posted on 02/04/2026 8:22:13 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Cheech Frey and his sidekick, Timmy Chong have turned Minniesomalia into a Cheech & Chong movie.)
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I think that knowledge of the insertion of various objects up the bum is part of the curriculum of many health professions school...

This guy sounds like he wanted to provide the best bang for the “buck”....yikes..


14 posted on 02/04/2026 8:22:23 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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I bet those homosexual parties are a blast.


15 posted on 02/04/2026 8:23:25 AM PST by PGR88
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The guys thinking was too loose....


17 posted on 02/04/2026 8:25:15 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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When hamsters just don’t give you enough of a thrill! 😆


19 posted on 02/04/2026 8:25:52 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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Because the artillery shell was not inert, “bomb disposal experts” were called in,

Sounds like a pretty shitty job.

20 posted on 02/04/2026 8:26:35 AM PST by libertylover (The HBM (Has Been Media) is almost all AGENDA-DRIVEN and HATE-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
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Someone told the guy to “blow it out his a**”, and he tried to do it


21 posted on 02/04/2026 8:27:09 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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I suppose it seemed like a good idea at the time.


22 posted on 02/04/2026 8:29:10 AM PST by sevlex
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“was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum.” Should have stuck with a gerbil.


23 posted on 02/04/2026 8:30:04 AM PST by kawhill (Dywedwch Wrthym + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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“French national”= muzzie.


25 posted on 02/04/2026 8:31:31 AM PST by HYPOCRACY (Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account. )
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