I continue to be amazed that there are people who would stick anything up their rectum on purpose. Other than having an enema or a colonoscopy, and even then, only when necessary.
Talk to a long-time ER nurse or physician ... you might need a beer or two to loosen their tongues ... but they’ll have a lot to tell you if they’re in a mood to talk.
I had an inmate that had gone out to court return to Leavenworth and on intake spreadem inspection it seemed a little unusual so he was taken over to the hospital and inspected by the Physicians Assistant on duty, the inmate spit on the man and cursed him as he was getting out the lube to retrieve the plant/capsule and the PA said well, I guess we aren’t going to need this. a noisy extraction occurred. he had 100.00 cash and marijuana