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Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
The Bee ^ | Jan 29, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 01/30/2026 10:15:43 AM PST by dayglored

COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.

The news quickly spread across the country, with frightened Americans buying up canned goods and preparing to take shelter due to Springsteen's threat to continue putting out new music unless the trump administration ended all ICE operations.

"I can do this every day, and nobody wants that," Springsteen said in a video posted online. "If you want to prevent me from releasing any more songs, it's very simple. Just stop arresting and deporting illegal alien criminals. Let them all stay and keep assaulting, raping, and murdering people, and I'll hold off."

Springsteen's tone took a far more terrifying turn, however.

"If Trump and his group of fascists insist on upholding the laws of the United States and protecting the American people, I'll just keep going," he said. "I'll do a ‘Streets of…' song for every city in this country. None of you will be safe until Trump agrees to stop keeping you safe."

The new song, which decries the enforcement of laws and serves as a rallying cry for violent migrant criminals everywhere, was only the tip of the iceberg, Springsteen said. "Believe me, no human being wants to hear what I'm capable of. Mark my words. Stop the deportations… or else."

At publishing time, President Trump had called in the National Guard after Springsteen reportedly headed back into the studio.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; brucespringsteen; bs; bsfrombs; bsneverstops; champagnesocialist; deportations; hollywoodhalfwit; hollywoodhypocrite; limousineliberal; professionalliar; satire

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"I'll do a ‘Streets of…' song for every city in this country. None of you will be safe until Trump agrees to stop keeping you safe."
1 posted on 01/30/2026 10:15:43 AM PST by dayglored
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> Springsteen said, "Believe me, no human being wants to hear what I'm capable of."

Yep, that's about right.

2 posted on 01/30/2026 10:16:59 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

Shouldn’t such a release be a severe felony?


3 posted on 01/30/2026 10:17:24 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: dayglored

“Born in a Deportion Van” to the tune of “Born in the USA”.


4 posted on 01/30/2026 10:19:33 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: dayglored

You can’t sing, you can’t dance, what do you do? —Adam Ant


5 posted on 01/30/2026 10:20:45 AM PST by Fungi
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To: dayglored
Springsteen is a good fit for these illegals. Born to run.



6 posted on 01/30/2026 10:20:45 AM PST by plain talk
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To: dayglored

“Racing in the Streets of Mogadishu”.


7 posted on 01/30/2026 10:22:02 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: dayglored

8 posted on 01/30/2026 10:22:25 AM PST by budj (Combat Vet, second of three generations.)
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To: dayglored

This guy sounds like he’s taking a dump, not singing. It’s as if he is really pushing hard to get a number two out while in front of a microphone.

Hmm, maybe I’m on to something here? Springsteen sounds the same whether it’s his mouth or his bunghole making the noise...


9 posted on 01/30/2026 10:23:09 AM PST by isthisnickcool (If the left was so damn smart why can't they answer simple questions?)
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To: dayglored

There are laws against torture.

He wasn’t even good when he was thought of as being good.
A talentless hack.


10 posted on 01/30/2026 10:28:23 AM PST by dforest
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To: dayglored

11 posted on 01/30/2026 10:28:24 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: dayglored

Most persuasive!


12 posted on 01/30/2026 10:29:01 AM PST by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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To: dayglored

Aside from Nebraska meh

I’m not big on the jersey shore horns sound

Though Clemmons was stellar

Should have given Lofghren more leads


13 posted on 01/30/2026 10:30:52 AM PST by wardaddy (If u hate Trump you’re stupid or clueless what’s going on)
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To: dayglored

His next song will be about the area where he lives - the Streets of Colts Neck, New Jersey. The wealthy, liberal estate owners of Colts Neck are really suffering under Dictator Trump.


14 posted on 01/30/2026 10:32:21 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: dayglored

Somewhat like being forced to sit through a recital (!). Yuck.


15 posted on 01/30/2026 10:34:04 AM PST by Joined2Justify (Sorry to be optimistic, but...)
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To: dayglored

A man in need of a good laxative-per his constipated signing style.


16 posted on 01/30/2026 10:35:47 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: dforest
> He wasn’t even good when he was thought of as being good. A talentless hack.

I saw him live once, at Cornell Barton Hall in the '80s. Fantastic 3+ hour show with no breaks, the E-Street Band was on fire, Clarence Clemons was out of this world. And Bruce was in fine form, doing some impressive physical gymnastics as well as leading the band. I was very impressed.

Unfortunately, the songs themselves got repetitious and uninspired after the first few, and I tired of Springsteen's voice by halfway through the night.

Never bothered to buy an album or single, never listened to him except when some hit came on the radio or played in the supermarket.

I remain unimpressed. And his politics make him anathema to me now.

Shut up and sing, Bruce. No, wait, on second thought, just STFU.

17 posted on 01/30/2026 10:37:21 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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HEHEHEHEH....


18 posted on 01/30/2026 10:38:17 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....I voted for this too!)
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To: dayglored
How about he write a song called "Jocelyn Nunagary", a 12 year old girl who was raped and murdered by two animals from Venezuela who were allowed into the country by the guy Spingsteen supported for President - Joe Biden.

3 months BEFORE the murder, both killers were apprehended at the border and released the SAME DAY, on an order of release on recognizance with a notice to appear in court at a later date.

Too bad Trump wasn't President, they would have been immediately deported and she would still be alive. But I guess Springsteen prefers that she was raped and murdered.


19 posted on 01/30/2026 10:39:54 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: dayglored

Enough is enough! We all need to write Trump a letter stopping deportments of Biden’s 20 million siesta-daytime malingerers. We can’t take much more of this.


20 posted on 01/30/2026 10:43:03 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Cheech Frey and his sidekick, Timmy Chong have turned Minniesomalia into a Cheech & Chong movie.)
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