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Woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers in Fort Walton Beach
WJHG ^
| 01/14/2026
Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.
According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.
Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.
When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST
by
devane617
To: devane617
Officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor Massage Parlor? Defecation? I was about to make a joke that would probably have gotten my post deleted. I predict this thread may get deleted too . . . .
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:35:10 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Ligit news story. Crazy, but true.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:36:22 AM PST
by
devane617
(Discipline Is Reliable, Motivation Is Fleeting..)
To: devane617
" became upset and started yelling at the inspector" You can tell she was very concerned. She gave a sh!t.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:36:35 AM PST
by
Flag_This
(They're lying.)
To: devane617
The old Defecation Arrest Avoidance trick.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:36:43 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: devane617
Who are these people who can defecate at will? It is almost like a superpower.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:36:57 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: devane617
Uh, too much information...
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:36:59 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: devane617
Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee... Please ...
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:37:45 AM PST
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump)
To: devane617
defecating toward officers I fail to understand.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:38:53 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: HIDEK6
This stuff writes itself.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:39:04 AM PST
by
paulcissa
(The left hates you and wants you dead.)
To: devane617
Fang Wang...hmmmm...any relation to that Fang Fang who loved for a long time that California Congresscritter?
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:39:38 AM PST
by
john drake
(Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
To: devane617
What’s an Officer of the law supposed to do (do) when that happens?
Do police usually drive around with Haz-Mat materials in their trunk, at the ready? Gloves, hefty bags, clothes pins, for the nose, etc. 4 liters of Mind Bleach.
A full 16oz bottle of purple Febreeze.
To: devane617
Fang Wang? Sounds like Swalwell’s assistant/hoe.
To: devane617
“When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.” Is this story really real?
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:41:03 AM PST
by
kawhill
(I'll start...the sweeter wind is finally found)
To: lee martell
Well. If I were the officer (easy to say) I would do the same as I have done to puppies who crap on the carpet. Stick their nose in it, they learn pretty fast, but maybe not Fang Wang. Would be good for sh!ts % giggles though.
To: devane617
Seems like there would be issues with range, accuracy, power, and capacity.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:43:46 AM PST
by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
To: devane617
FANG WANG???? In China’s restrooms they have ART INSTRUCTIONS on HOW TO USE THE TOILET!
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:44:58 AM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
Wasn’t Swollowwell’s mistress named Wang Fang? Bet she charged him plenty for the same thing...
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Shot at and missed. Shit at and hit.
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posted on
01/14/2026 8:46:24 AM PST
by
Blogatron
(Brought to you by The American Frog Council - "Frog; the other green meat.")
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