Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.
According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.
Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.
When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.
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Massage Parlor? Defecation? I was about to make a joke that would probably have gotten my post deleted. I predict this thread may get deleted too . . . .
Ligit news story. Crazy, but true.
You can tell she was very concerned. She gave a sh!t.
The old Defecation Arrest Avoidance trick.
Who are these people who can defecate at will? It is almost like a superpower.
Uh, too much information...
Please ...
I fail to understand.
This stuff writes itself.
Fang Wang...hmmmm...any relation to that Fang Fang who loved for a long time that California Congresscritter?
What’s an Officer of the law supposed to do (do) when that happens?
Do police usually drive around with Haz-Mat materials in their trunk, at the ready? Gloves, hefty bags, clothes pins, for the nose, etc. 4 liters of Mind Bleach.
A full 16oz bottle of purple Febreeze.
Fang Wang? Sounds like Swalwell’s assistant/hoe.
“When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.” Is this story really real?
Well. If I were the officer (easy to say) I would do the same as I have done to puppies who crap on the carpet. Stick their nose in it, they learn pretty fast, but maybe not Fang Wang. Would be good for sh!ts % giggles though.
Seems like there would be issues with range, accuracy, power, and capacity.
FANG WANG???? In China’s restrooms they have ART INSTRUCTIONS on HOW TO USE THE TOILET!
Wasn’t Swollowwell’s mistress named Wang Fang? Bet she charged him plenty for the same thing...
Shot at and missed. Shit at and hit.
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