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Woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers in Fort Walton Beach
WJHG ^ | 01/14/2026

Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.

According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.

Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.

When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.

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1 posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617
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Officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor

Massage Parlor? Defecation? I was about to make a joke that would probably have gotten my post deleted. I predict this thread may get deleted too . . . .

2 posted on 01/14/2026 8:35:10 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Ligit news story. Crazy, but true.


3 posted on 01/14/2026 8:36:22 AM PST by devane617 (Discipline Is Reliable, Motivation Is Fleeting..)
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" became upset and started yelling at the inspector"

You can tell she was very concerned. She gave a sh!t.

4 posted on 01/14/2026 8:36:35 AM PST by Flag_This (They're lying.)
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To: devane617

The old Defecation Arrest Avoidance trick.


5 posted on 01/14/2026 8:36:43 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: devane617

Who are these people who can defecate at will? It is almost like a superpower.


6 posted on 01/14/2026 8:36:57 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: devane617

Uh, too much information...


7 posted on 01/14/2026 8:36:59 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: devane617
Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee...

Please ...

8 posted on 01/14/2026 8:37:45 AM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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defecating toward officers

I fail to understand.

9 posted on 01/14/2026 8:38:53 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: HIDEK6

This stuff writes itself.


10 posted on 01/14/2026 8:39:04 AM PST by paulcissa (The left hates you and wants you dead.)
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To: devane617

Fang Wang...hmmmm...any relation to that Fang Fang who loved for a long time that California Congresscritter?


11 posted on 01/14/2026 8:39:38 AM PST by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: devane617

What’s an Officer of the law supposed to do (do) when that happens?
Do police usually drive around with Haz-Mat materials in their trunk, at the ready? Gloves, hefty bags, clothes pins, for the nose, etc. 4 liters of Mind Bleach.
A full 16oz bottle of purple Febreeze.


12 posted on 01/14/2026 8:40:22 AM PST by lee martell
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Fang Wang? Sounds like Swalwell’s assistant/hoe.


13 posted on 01/14/2026 8:40:45 AM PST by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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To: devane617

“When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.” Is this story really real?


14 posted on 01/14/2026 8:41:03 AM PST by kawhill (I'll start...the sweeter wind is finally found)
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To: lee martell

Well. If I were the officer (easy to say) I would do the same as I have done to puppies who crap on the carpet. Stick their nose in it, they learn pretty fast, but maybe not Fang Wang. Would be good for sh!ts % giggles though.


15 posted on 01/14/2026 8:43:46 AM PST by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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To: devane617

Seems like there would be issues with range, accuracy, power, and capacity.


16 posted on 01/14/2026 8:43:46 AM PST by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
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FANG WANG???? In China’s restrooms they have ART INSTRUCTIONS on HOW TO USE THE TOILET!


17 posted on 01/14/2026 8:44:58 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Wasn’t Swollowwell’s mistress named Wang Fang? Bet she charged him plenty for the same thing...


18 posted on 01/14/2026 8:45:38 AM PST by StAnDeliver (Trump II)
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Shot at and missed. Shit at and hit.


20 posted on 01/14/2026 8:46:24 AM PST by Blogatron (Brought to you by The American Frog Council - "Frog; the other green meat.")
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