Trump to explore freezing Nicolas Maduro in carbonite for tasteful display in the Oval Office

X ^ | January 5, 2026 | Big Serge

[Twotone]

Pic at the site.

[BenLurkin]

Didn’t Maduro turn himself in t get the reward?

[DFG]

[bigbob]

I’ve already suggested the restrooms in the new ballroom be named for Maduro and paid for with the $25 million bounty Sleepy Joe put on him. Now I think this replica should be incorporated into the men’s urinals.

[Magnum44]

LoL (in Jabba voice)

[Buttons12]

“Big Serge.” Sergei Witte. There’s a name you don’t hear often anymore. Russian statesman, one of the negotiators of the Treaty of Portsmouth in 1905. He cut an imposing figure, they say, thus Big Sergei.

[tet68]

Now I think this replica should be incorporated into the men’s urinals.

I think it would go next to the one of Nanzi Pelousey and Jane Fonda, that one exclusively for Veterans...

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

It would make a great Pay-Per-View event. All of the money raised could go into the ICE budget.

[al_c]

He’ll be just fine in there ... if he survives the freezing process.

[Adder]

That would look nice in the Ballroom, especially if he was in some Saturday Night Fever type pose...

[Tell It Right]

[rfp1234]

https://renegaderesources.pro/p/the-venezuelan-oil-narative-is-pure

[MikelTackNailer]

Sometimes it's best to send in a specialist.