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Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It's Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
babylonbee.com ^ | Jan 2, 2026

Posted on 01/02/2026 11:01:52 AM PST by V_TWIN

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, that it was time for them to start seeing other siblings.

Elmi, who married Omar in 2009 to enter the United States before later divorcing to pursue a "familial" relationship, was reportedly dumbfounded to learn he couldn't keep planning family get-togethers with his wife-sister.

"I love you, I do," Omar told her brother. "But there's a lot of heat on me because of this day care fraud, and I think it's best that we take a break. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. And by 'fish in the sea,' I mean family members."

Omar and Elmi had previously been described as close — very close — but that bond had apparently not proven strong enough for Omar, who believed one of her five other siblings may be the one for her. TMZ reported that she may be trying to get with one of her lesser-known siblings who looks nothing like her, in order to draw much less attention.

"Maybe choosing a brother who doesn't just look like me with a fake beard would be a better option," she reportedly told one insider.

At publishing time, Congresswoman Omar was reportedly heartbroken to learn that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi had entered into a relationship with a woman to whom he had no blood relation.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; ilhanomar; somalia

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1 posted on 01/02/2026 11:01:52 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Incest is the key to becoming a politician in the American Communist Party...


2 posted on 01/02/2026 11:05:31 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL!


3 posted on 01/02/2026 11:06:43 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: V_TWIN
When we saw this movie it was scandalous. To Somalis it's the norm.


4 posted on 01/02/2026 11:07:28 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: V_TWIN

Is Elmi I suing for alimony?

After all his sister/wife went from being in debt to a 30 million dollar lifestyle in just 6 years.


5 posted on 01/02/2026 11:08:19 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Import the third world. Become the second world.)
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To: V_TWIN
Maybe they don't need a clean break, just a gradual transition.

Think Elmi would mind being called Ilhan's "significant (br)other" for a while?

Maybe later on they could evolve into "Kissin' Cousins" or "Turd Cousins Once Removed"

6 posted on 01/02/2026 11:14:31 AM PST by ZOOKER
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To: V_TWIN

7 posted on 01/02/2026 11:29:00 AM PST by Delta 21 (None of us are descendants of fearful men!)
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To: V_TWIN

Boy, this one really made me laugh!

😆


8 posted on 01/02/2026 11:29:12 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: SuperLuminal

What I have been reading about that back ground is she married him so he could get a VISA to come to the country. But not because he was in danger. He was living in London. AND he is a flaming homosexual and bringing shame to the family and tribe. The family wanted him near so they could keep him in line but he couldn’t get a US visa. So. Ilhan would do what any good somali trash person would do. Commit fraud for the sake of the clan. And I think now he is living it up in South Africa as an open homo.


9 posted on 01/02/2026 11:31:26 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: Tell It Right

They were not siblings.


10 posted on 01/02/2026 11:39:48 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: All

Torn between two cousins

not knowing which to choose,

one of them liked meth cocaine,

the other hooked on booze.


11 posted on 01/02/2026 11:50:03 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (Do not go gentle into that good night; rage, rage against the dying of the light -- Dylan Thomas)
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To: Jamestown1630

It’s been decades, but if I remember the Blue Lagoon movie correctly, they were cousins. And Somali cousin inbreeding is the norm.


12 posted on 01/02/2026 12:04:22 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

Yes, cousins; and for the time in which the story was set, cousin marriage was common.


13 posted on 01/02/2026 12:05:28 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: V_TWIN

holy moley that was a good one


14 posted on 01/02/2026 12:15:48 PM PST by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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To: SuperLuminal

Yes and their looks give it away.


15 posted on 01/02/2026 12:28:33 PM PST by Vaduz (?.)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL!


16 posted on 01/02/2026 12:29:14 PM PST by nutmeg (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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To: V_TWIN

17 posted on 01/02/2026 2:13:12 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Magnum44

“Donnie and Marie!!! Hey! Hey! Hey! Is this how you kids go Hawaiian? Give me a break here!”

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSf1QlOkuUU/


18 posted on 01/02/2026 2:20:47 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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