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Jesus Kinda Bummed He Was Born On December 25 And Now His Birthday Will Be Overshadowed By Christmas Every Year
Babylon Bee ^
| December 12, 2025
| Bab, Bab, Bab, Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/25/2025 8:34:50 AM PST by SunkenCiv
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; birthday; bummed; christmas; december25th; jesus; timwhyatt
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:34:50 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:35:56 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: SunkenCiv
3
posted on
12/25/2025 8:36:25 AM PST
by
BipolarBob
(These violent delights have violent ends.)
To: SunkenCiv
I’m sure that Santa will remember him.
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:38:25 AM PST
by
Nateman
(Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
To: SunkenCiv
Can’t fool us.
Trying to double-dip.
A total no-no.
To: one guy in new jersey
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:42:48 AM PST
by
nwrep
To: one guy in new jersey
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:42:48 AM PST
by
nwrep
To: one guy in new jersey
8
posted on
12/25/2025 8:42:48 AM PST
by
nwrep
To: Nateman
Probably something like this:
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:43:23 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: nwrep
Trying to triple-LOL, that’s a no-no. 🎅
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:44:06 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: SunkenCiv
Don’t hate the player, SC.
Hate the game.
To: one guy in new jersey
I tried hating the game, but that was in my checkered past and was pretty dicey.
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:47:58 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
Another Xmas one from Tim Whyatt:
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:49:59 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: SunkenCiv; Phinneous
Oh Nos! Take heart and keep on the sunnyside!
It's gonna be more than okay.
It all works out in the end!
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posted on
12/25/2025 8:53:52 AM PST
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: SunkenCiv
My mom thought I was going to be born on Christmas. But as it turned out, I came the next day. 79 years ago.
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posted on
12/25/2025 9:02:47 AM PST
by
Migraine
To: SunkenCiv
I know a woman who was born on New Year’s Eve. She was born into a struggling farming family in central Minnesota. She said that at least she always had a birthday party growing up, even if she got socks for her Christmas/New Years/Birthday present.
My sister’s birthday is 19 Dec, but my parents always made sure that she got something for both birthday and Christmas.
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posted on
12/25/2025 9:06:27 AM PST
by
jimtorr
To: Migraine
Our son was due around the week before Christmas but he was born two weeks late on New Year’s Eve. Now he’s a professional musician and always has a gig on his birthday. That was back when they didn’t induce labor the day of the supposed due date. Our pediatrician says that he was born two weeks old. And he had colic for 2 1/2 months when colic usually lasts three months. Weird.
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posted on
12/25/2025 9:16:50 AM PST
by
Mercat
To: Migraine
This was one of the most popular songs at the time you came into the world.
Rainbow at Midnight--Eddie dean & His Boys
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
12/25/2025 9:58:33 AM PST
by
Salamander
( Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRDa)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
12/25/2025 10:05:10 AM PST
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
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