Posted on 12/13/2025 7:39:16 AM PST by DFG
Close encounters of the delusional kind.
A Florida whacko accused of stealing a BMW told cops he was “teleported” into the luxury car on orders from the “X-Men” — and later thanked the officers for saving him from “aliens” he claimed were after him, according to nutty police bodycam footage.
Calvin Johnson, 36, was arrested Monday afternoon after swiping the unlocked flashy car from Bicentennial Park in Ormond Beach and wrecking it minutes later while barreling down a nearby highway at 130 mph, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.
The car’s owner told police he was walking his dog around the park and returned to find it missing, noting he had left his keys in the cupholder.
Shocking footage captured cops arriving at the wreck, where the troubled, bloodied suspect repeatedly insisted he didn’t steal the car but had been “teleported” into it and was following the “X-Men’s” orders.
“I don’t know how I get in the car,” a frantic Johnson garbled to the deputy, according to the video.
“I don’t know, I teleported.”
The cop continued to place cuffs on the suspect, who mumbled incoherently while being questioned.
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Well, I’ll give him points for originality......of course there’s also a deduction for being a whack job. 😏
The old mutant defense.
In a wreck after having reached speeds of 130 mph, and he is still in one piece. Impressive, BMW, especially in a convertible which are inherently structurally weaker.
Won’t be long before an Obama or Biden judge believes every word of his story and releases him.
Wow! That almost as good as the Menedez brothers asking for the mercy of the court because they are now orphans.
The Aliens have class. They could have teleported him into a beat up Yugo.
He’s still gonna get “probed” when they book him.
Interesting defense.
The competition isn’t over yet — he might demand leniency because after he totalled the car, it was worth less than the Grand Theft threshold.
I understand. The other day while I was hunting Bigfoot I was abducted by an alien and taken to Ork where I was interrogated by Democrats!
I have to say-I only recently started watching the Sy-Fi series “Alien Resident”, and just reading this made me think of a snippet of dialogue about being abducted and being anally probed, and the guy who plays the alien (in human form) screws up his face in disgust and says something like “Eeew. We would never do anything like that. Only The Grays do that!”
This situation will only get worse as the losers from NYC move south.
Hmm... Is he a Freeper?
What if? ....... Just if ......... He is telling the truth.
You ask the right question. After all...
The car’s owner told police he was walking his dog around the park and returned to find *it* missing
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