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3 arrested after deputies say they were caught having sex in Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys
WSVN 7 News Miami ^ | December 1, 2025 | Kathleen Ditton

Posted on 12/01/2025 7:40:57 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day.

Deputies were called to the grocery store lot around 12 p.m. on Saturday, where they found all three individuals engaged in sexual acts, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. All were taken to jail.

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To: Repeal The 17th

...and SOME HERE think we can win WW3 against Russia.

Go figure.


21 posted on 12/01/2025 8:09:54 PM PST by BobL (Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

Here is what a couple having public sex is supposed to look like:
https://www.fox19.com/2019/04/16/couple-charged-with-having-sex-skystar-wheel-plead-not-guilty/


22 posted on 12/01/2025 8:15:33 PM PST by anton
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To: Repeal The 17th

Beauty is only a light switch away.


23 posted on 12/01/2025 8:16:58 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: PghBaldy
Love is a many splendored thing.


24 posted on 12/01/2025 8:18:30 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They made that car a “soup kitchen”


25 posted on 12/01/2025 8:24:43 PM PST by Venkman
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A threesome at noon in the Keys? In a car in a grocery store parking lot? This seems very uncomfortable. I’m guessing drugs and prostitution are both involved here.

I’m just guessing someone’s mother did not make that valuable statement before they left the house. “Make good choices”, or WWJD or “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”.


26 posted on 12/01/2025 8:26:12 PM PST by poinq (thics and customs and did not take an oath to the country. And did not follow the country's traditio)
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To: BobL

What makes you think that does not go on in the Russian parking lot equivalent?

They are more like us than many want to think.


27 posted on 12/01/2025 8:26:42 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Repeal The 17th

I hope the cops regain their eyesight.

Someone please post some “eye candy eye-wash quickly.” My eyes were damaged just from the pic. It must have been horrid for the cops to see the real thing.


28 posted on 12/01/2025 8:30:02 PM PST by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, oilfield roughneck, drilling fluid tech, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, MAGA)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Marathon is a great place to do some skin diving.


29 posted on 12/01/2025 8:36:53 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Disambiguator

Yes, and a parked van shaking was a easy clue to cops.


30 posted on 12/01/2025 8:44:17 PM PST by Bobbyvotes (Work is worship! .... Bhagavad Geeta)
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To: Bobbyvotes

31 posted on 12/01/2025 9:04:21 PM PST by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
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To: cpdiii

32 posted on 12/01/2025 9:05:57 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Bobbyvotes

At least it wasn’t out in the open.


33 posted on 12/01/2025 9:13:08 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day.


The most Florida thing ever.


34 posted on 12/01/2025 9:15:53 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Beowulf9

Most likely.


35 posted on 12/01/2025 9:19:23 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They say the three best things in life are a martini before and a nap after.


36 posted on 12/01/2025 9:19:30 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (there are demons out there, and they look like people)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Reminds me of this scene from Cheech and Chong’s “Up in Smoke.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n271sCELgvQ


37 posted on 12/01/2025 9:20:04 PM PST by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Was one holding the flashlight?

wy69


38 posted on 12/01/2025 9:40:39 PM PST by whitney69 (`)
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To: rlmorel

Yah - I am on the fence about this one! It is hard to tell!!!


39 posted on 12/01/2025 10:18:34 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Repeal The 17th

A triple match made in heaven.


40 posted on 12/01/2025 10:22:45 PM PST by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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