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3 arrested after deputies say they were caught having sex in Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys
WSVN 7 News Miami ^
| December 1, 2025
| Kathleen Ditton
Posted on 12/01/2025 7:40:57 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day.
Deputies were called to the grocery store lot around 12 p.m. on Saturday, where they found all three individuals engaged in sexual acts, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. All were taken to jail.
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To: Repeal The 17th
...and SOME HERE think we can win WW3 against Russia.
Go figure.
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:09:54 PM PST
by
BobL
(Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
To: Repeal The 17th
22
posted on
12/01/2025 8:15:33 PM PST
by
anton
To: Repeal The 17th
Beauty is only a light switch away.
23
posted on
12/01/2025 8:16:58 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
To: PghBaldy
Love is a many splendored thing.
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:18:30 PM PST
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They made that car a “soup kitchen”
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:24:43 PM PST
by
Venkman
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A threesome at noon in the Keys? In a car in a grocery store parking lot? This seems very uncomfortable. I’m guessing drugs and prostitution are both involved here.
I’m just guessing someone’s mother did not make that valuable statement before they left the house. “Make good choices”, or WWJD or “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”.
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:26:12 PM PST
by
poinq
(thics and customs and did not take an oath to the country. And did not follow the country's traditio)
To: BobL
What makes you think that does not go on in the Russian parking lot equivalent?
They are more like us than many want to think.
To: Repeal The 17th
I hope the cops regain their eyesight.
Someone please post some “eye candy eye-wash quickly.” My eyes were damaged just from the pic. It must have been horrid for the cops to see the real thing.
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:30:02 PM PST
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, oilfield roughneck, drilling fluid tech, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, MAGA)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Marathon is a great place to do some skin diving.
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posted on
12/01/2025 8:36:53 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Disambiguator
Yes, and a parked van shaking was a easy clue to cops.
30
posted on
12/01/2025 8:44:17 PM PST
by
Bobbyvotes
(Work is worship! .... Bhagavad Geeta)
To: Bobbyvotes
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posted on
12/01/2025 9:04:21 PM PST
by
Tom Tetroxide
(Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
To: cpdiii
To: Bobbyvotes
At least it wasn’t out in the open.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day.
The most Florida thing ever.
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posted on
12/01/2025 9:15:53 PM PST
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
12/01/2025 9:19:23 PM PST
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They say the three best things in life are a martini before and a nap after.
36
posted on
12/01/2025 9:19:30 PM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(there are demons out there, and they look like people)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
37
posted on
12/01/2025 9:20:04 PM PST
by
Tom Tetroxide
(Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Was one holding the flashlight?
wy69
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posted on
12/01/2025 9:40:39 PM PST
by
whitney69
(`)
To: rlmorel
Yah - I am on the fence about this one! It is hard to tell!!!
To: Repeal The 17th
A triple match made in heaven.
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posted on
12/01/2025 10:22:45 PM PST
by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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