3 arrested after deputies say they were caught having sex in Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys

WSVN 7 News Miami ^ | December 1, 2025 | Kathleen Ditton

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day.

Deputies were called to the grocery store lot around 12 p.m. on Saturday, where they found all three individuals engaged in sexual acts, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. All were taken to jail.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Local News; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floridakeys; floridaman; floridawoman; keylargo; marathon; monroecounty; threesome; winndixie; worthlesswithpics

[woweeitsme]

Gruesome THREEESOME

[Dr. Sivana]

I TOLD them not to scare the horses!

[Repeal The 17th]

“...having sex while heavily intoxicated...”
Who among us hasn’t...
Wait...
What???

[LukeL]

Who writes these headlines?

[rlmorel]

Ha ha ha ha… You don’t wanna look at that threesome!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I was guessing sodomites.

Having seen the pictures.... I am still going with that.

[Repeal The 17th]

Oh, Helen, Helen, Helen...
"Deputies said it was her second arrest
for similar public conduct in three months."

[PghBaldy]

Love is a many splendored thing.

[lee martell]

Sharon, Mike and Marshall.
First they got caught at it.

[Clay Moore]

Ages are posted in the article. That’s some hard living!

[NorthMountain]

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😠😠😠😠

[Round Earther]

It could have been far worse.

They could have been parking in the Piggly Wiggly.

[Round Earther]

[Beowulf9]

I bet they wish they weren’t in Dixie now.

She has the look of a meth addict. Wonder if she was prostituting.

[Salvavida]

14 Best Things to Do in Marathon, FL
https://www.southernliving.com/marathon-fl-11797393

15: High noon on a Saturday in a Winn-Dixie parking lot.

[GOPJ]

I was going to say they were so drunk they didn’t know the one with long hair was a guy... but the story calls her “Sharon”. That is one ugly woman...

[rlmorel]

I still think it’s three guys…!

[Farmerbob]

“Sharon” ?

S(he?) was share-n alright.

[Disambiguator]

There’s a reason why panel vans were so popular in the 70s and 80s.