[Skwor]

Truely sad, cultural decline.

[ETCM]

African or European?

[1Old Pro]

Age of the swallow?

[READINABLUESTATE]

Blue,...no Green Ahhhh!

[lgjhn23]

When the commuists took over the U.S. public education system, they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they removed phonics, multiplication tables, etc.
A low-IQ, dumbed-down society that will believe anything is soooo much easier to conquer and control.

[stanne]

Is that an African swallows? Or a European swallow?

[FatherofFive]

When HBO first came to our area, they gave away free service for the summer. Their selection was limited, but I watched MPATHG almost every day for 3 months

[stanne]

Em, this is a parents’ job

With firestick, there is no excuse

The kids around here are quite well versed on ‘why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!’, the Knights who say Ni! And “Burn her anyway!”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[lastchance]

Don’t look at me. I’m still trying to figure out my favorite colour.

[Vaquero]

Or an Africanized bee.

[dfwgator]

They also think swallows can carry a coconut.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

“10 meters per second, or 22 miles per hour”

WRONG!

Velocity is a vector quantity. In addition to the magnitude (speed), a direction is required.

[Billthedrill]

A trick question. If the swallow is working for the government, it might take all day no matter what the distance.

[mitchjackson1972]

Everyone knows the answer is 42

[lowbridge]

So, thats why 90% of graduating seniors never made it over that bridge.

[PIF]

Disturbingly when asked the question 50% replied, “I don’t swallow.”

[equaviator]

[Fresh Wind]

What about a German swallow?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_Me_262