Posted on 11/04/2025 10:24:38 AM PST by mykroar
U.S. — The nation is mourning the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has tragically passed away without getting to see World War III.
The renowned politician, avid hunter of both animals and men, and 43rd most popular Vice President, passed away peacefully at 84, surrounded by family.
"He dedicated his life to achieving his dream of devastating global conflict, and it's a shame he passed before any of his work came to fruition," said close friend John Bolton while adding his signature to the latest batch of bombs coming off the assembly line. "We can only do our best to carry on his legacy until this wretched sphere is baptized in the holy fires of thermonuclear war."
"It's what Dick would want."
Cheney was known for vastly increasing the surveillance state, his aggressive foreign policy of invading Iraq and Afghanistan, and also for shooting a dude in the face. "We have lost a titan," said Bolton.
At publishing time, reports from the celestial realm reported Cheney had opted to go to Hell after hearing it had oil.
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“Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting to See the U.S. in Another Proxy War with Russia and China.”
Heck is the Valhalla for Halliburton?
Too soon? :)
The same dumb things will be said of Trump when conservatives are again duped to trash their own again and again.
There is no way gore and Lieberman would have been better in 2000
Thats true but there was no good reason for us to back the clowns we nominated. There was a good amount of anger at the anointment of Chimpy around here and that led to the first big purge of dissenters from the site. We knew all knew what they were and what they represented.
Trying to think of something appropriate to say...”When it comes to being a neocon and getting everything wrong, few were better at it than Dick Cheney”.
Tasteless. Let him and his family RIP.
Good satire often is.
> Let him and his family RIP.
RIP Dick Cheney. No further comment.
Yea we ALL laughed about this one!
“Too soon?”
Yes.
wy69
I wish he had lived long enough to see his daughter’s fat ass sitting in a prison cell.
The entire NEOCON gambit is pure nonsense.
Rand Paul proves its nonsense almost every day.
Donald Trump has rightly obliterated the nuclear bomb centers of Iran with massive NEOCON WAR. It is an empty charge. In term 1, Trump annihilated more Russian soldiers than any US president in history with missile strikes and more.
Trump is using military force to fight Venezuela. There is no great Republican, Conservative tradition of appeasing our enemies by pretending we will never fight foreign wars.
To close to the truth to be satire, eat your heart out CNN
Remember, you are calling for a truce with Liz Cheney.
No thanks.
Truth, I raise my hand as one who brought forth the report of GW saying the Constitution was just a piece of paper, and called him GW Bushitter. I was the reason for there being a poster called Jeremiah Jr. Who mostly did religious posting.
It wasn’t very nice of me.
I did vote for him, because AlGore was worse.
Then again, we got another war on terror, to get rid of WMD’s that didn’t exist. Hell, the US propped up Saddam to counter Iran. Then we knocked him down too. Brought Kaddafy around to semi-sanity, only to have O’bammy run a coup and Libya is now worse too.
Then of course Afghanistan, another country where the powerful go to practice defeat.
Cheney was the architect of all his foreign policy. I someday hope to water his grave.
100%
Agreed.
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