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Utah man drops 1,917-pound pumpkin onto his Geo Metro
UPI ^
| 10/30/25
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/30/2025 1:21:30 PM PDT by DallasBiff
Oct. 30 (UPI) -- A Utah man said a final farewell to the Geo Metro he drove for 35 years by dropping a 1,917-pound pumpkin on it from a height of nearly 14 stories.
Millville resident Alan Gebert said his 1991 Geo Metro finally stopped running this year, so he decided to send the vehicle off in style by destroying it with a giant pumpkin.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: geometro; pumpkin
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The poor pumpkin.
To: DallasBiff
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posted on
10/30/2025 1:22:07 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
To: DallasBiff
Apparently the permitting process was not a hurdle.
3
posted on
10/30/2025 1:23:00 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DallasBiff
If I had a Geo Metro I would have burned it after week one.
4
posted on
10/30/2025 1:23:12 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: DallasBiff
5
posted on
10/30/2025 1:24:02 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: packrat35
6
posted on
10/30/2025 1:25:31 PM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: DallasBiff
7
posted on
10/30/2025 1:26:00 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.)
To: DallasBiff
I love that they made it a community event with bleachers and stuff. Very American.
8
posted on
10/30/2025 1:28:34 PM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: MtnClimber
9
posted on
10/30/2025 1:28:56 PM PDT
by
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
To: DallasBiff
Thats one way to do it...
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posted on
10/30/2025 1:29:10 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: dfwgator
The Great Pumpkin arises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween and brings presents to children.
11
posted on
10/30/2025 1:31:34 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.
To: DallasBiff
Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.
To: DallasBiff
The Geo couldn’t get away if it wanted to.
14
posted on
10/30/2025 1:35:53 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Socialism's promises, like a Djinn's wishes to the greedy, lead to punishment when due. )
To: bankwalker
I loved my geo metro ... Different tastes. If a pumpkin can crush that car, imagine what would happen if you were in an accident with a Ford Explorer....or even a Toyota Camry.
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posted on
10/30/2025 1:36:43 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
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To: DallasBiff
>
The poor pumpkin. True, but not many pumpkins get to end their life by smashing a car. It was one of the lucky ones.
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posted on
10/30/2025 1:37:47 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: DallasBiff
I call Shotgun!
To: All
18
posted on
10/30/2025 1:38:21 PM PDT
by
Liz
(To make a conservative mad, lie to him. To make a leftist mad, tell him the truth.)
To: DallasBiff
People will do anything for attention.
But at least this guy isn’t hurting anyone else, wasting tax money, or saying something stupid...
So sure, let’s watch the show and have some pumpkin pie too.
BTW, a 2,000 pound pumpkin is a spectacle in its own right.
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posted on
10/30/2025 1:39:02 PM PDT
by
Red6
To: DallasBiff
Florida man has competition.
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