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1 posted on 10/23/2025 5:55:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Italian Scientists ? The ones dumping spaghetti in the US ?


2 posted on 10/23/2025 5:57:46 AM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: Red Badger

Always add salt to the pasta water; NEVER add oil!


5 posted on 10/23/2025 6:06:04 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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I only trust the spaghetti research of Professor Al Dente.

7 posted on 10/23/2025 6:18:46 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: Red Badger
Why did the spaghetti thank gluten at dinner? Because without it, it would’ve fallen apart under pressure—literally! Gluten’s the real MVP for keeping that pasta party intact in boiling water.

What did the gluten-free spaghetti say when it started crumbling in the pot? “I guess I just don’t have the ‘net’ to hold it together!” Unlike its gluten-packed cousin, it needs perfect cooking conditions to avoid a total noodle disaster.

14 posted on 10/23/2025 6:52:17 AM PDT by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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New research from Lund University reveals that gluten plays a vital role in keeping spaghetti intact while boiling

How much did American taxpayers pay to fund this useless study? Because you KNOW we did.

17 posted on 10/23/2025 7:15:12 AM PDT by montag813
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Was the spaghetti used in the test from a factory, or the natural kind that’s picked from trees?


21 posted on 10/23/2025 7:20:15 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Use 2 table spoons of Extra Virgin Olive Oil as a salt substitute.


22 posted on 10/23/2025 7:24:11 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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Ziti Fritti


28 posted on 10/23/2025 7:55:39 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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30 posted on 10/23/2025 8:05:16 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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How about Ramen, Macaroni, Egg Noodles etc.? Can we get scientists to tell us how they can withstand the chaos of boiling water too?


32 posted on 10/23/2025 8:33:26 AM PDT by LegendHasIt
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