8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix

The Bee ^ | Oct 2, 2025 | The Bee

[dayglored]

Netflix has come under fire recently for inserting trans content in its kids' programming. In response to the controversy, the streaming platform revealed plans to revamp its entire children's section with new shows designed to win back angry parents.

Check out these 8 new kid-friendly shows:

1. Homomelon: This educational show, designed for preschoolers, guides kids through every letter in the LGBTQ+ pantheon.

2. Dora the Sexuality Explorer: Dora, now in her late teens, takes time away from exploring lost ruins to instead find the most important thing... herself.

3. Mickey Mouse Bathhouse: Any child who watches this show will receive an educational experience unlike any other.

4. Queerious George: In the first episode, George sees two men holding hands and wants to know more.

5. How To Trans Your Dragon: Join Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and Toothless on a brand-new Netflix-exclusive adventure where they provide gender affirming care to a wild dragon.

6. Yo Grabba My Gabba!: This spin-off series to Yo Gabba Gabba! has been banned in 20 different countries. So far.

7. Barney & Friends With Benefits: This delightful blast from the past is indistinguishable from a furry convention.

8. Teletubbies: The hit 1997 show is back. No changes whatsoever.

Looks like Netflix is ushering in a new golden age of kids' programming. Which one are you most looking forward to?

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[dayglored]

> ...where they provide gender affirming care to a wild dragon...

This alone is worth the price of admission!!

[Texas Eagle]

When did The Bee switch to hard news?

[dayglored]

> When did The Bee switch to hard news?

For a few years, The Bee became famous for "satire that became reality", when so many of their pieces turned into real news.

So maybe they decided to just do real news, with a satirical twist. You know, like "wild dragons".

[rlmorel]

They have real talent working for them...I always laugh when I see this one:

[BigFreakinToad]

Hunter Biden’s show, show me yours and I’ll show you mine.
Joey B’s Sniffy the president.
Karine Jean-Pierre’s Licky the lottapuss
Michelle Obama’s, name that bulge
Dr. Jilly in erotic adventures in babysitting.

Just a few that are still in the works