Posted on 10/01/2025 9:48:04 AM PDT by DFG
Missed it by that much (as long as the thread’s about Maxwell stuff).
Kind of tacky, but these days any price break is welcome.
Do people really still drink that sh*t? SMH
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Reconditioned coffee grounds, I presume?
How about Maxwell Tent-City?
I’m still waiting for them to tell us what is wrong with the last drop.
From the corporate “horse’s mouth, it’s all about getting into the News.
https://news.kraftheinzcompany.com/press-releases-details/2025/For-the-First-Time-in-133-Years-Maxwell-House-Rebrands-as-Maxwell-Apartment/default.aspx
Maxwell Tarp. There were folks living in holes in the ground in thr local park, back in 2020.
Is this apart of the you will own nothing theme?
Will I actually own this coffee?
Dumb name change. Management can’t leave things alone. This will hurt the brand.
Maxwell Equations?
I have to admit, Maxwell coffee is the kind that you rent rather than buy. Right next to the “Red, White and Blue” beer.
How about “Maxwell Bunion” to reflect the fact that younger folks will be walking a lot more since they won’t be able to afford a car until they’re 50.
Another woke cow, Holly Ramsden, trying to ruin a company.
I am not a fan of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Shoulda have been left off the album.
Yeah, I’m sure there are tons of coffee drinkers in apartments who will now switch to your brand because that offensive word “house” is gone.
DEI Board of Directors writ large.
“”Maxwell Duplex sounds way better.””
I don’t know. I kinda like the sound of “Maxwell Trailor”. Much cheaper than “Maxwell Apartment” and yet, more room to grow.
Maxwell doublewide
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