Posted on 09/25/2025 10:31:44 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled a new giant shell casing with more room for left-wing terrorists to write out all their motives in detail.
Progressive Ammunition looked to expand its market share this week in the wake of a new spate of politically motivated violence by providing crazed radicals with a bullet casing large enough to accommodate their manifestos.
"Finally, a projectile with more writing room," said Progressive Ammunition marketing representative Jim Prater. "Left-wing terrorists have been forced to write short messages on their bullet casings for too long, and it's time to give them the room they need to express themselves before they commit some heinous act of murder. We hope to become the preferred ammunition company for Democrats, anarchists, and other deranged killers everywhere."
Leftist assassins were excited by the announcement. "This is what I need," said Antifa activist Evan Olbrecht. "I've got something I've been planning to show those fascist, Nazi, capitalist pigs a thing or two, but I haven't been able to find any bullet casings with enough room for me to really write out my motivations. I'm glad to finally have the chance to say what I really want to say, without having to cut it down to just a word or two."
The FBI then raided Olbrecht's apartment and seized his giant bullets before he could carry out any violent act.
At publishing time, MSNBC reported that there was no discernible motive ascertained from the 1,000-word leftist manifestos Olbrecht had scribbled on the bullet casings.
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That would be a .300 Super Ultra Mega-Magnum!
I know it’s the Bee ... Can you just imagine the barrel erosion that thing would cause?
“Got any of those ‘Manifesto’ rounds in .30-06?”
Looks like it would take a special gun to fire that one. Doesn’t make much sense to do that just so you can put a ridiculous message on it.
How about making and selling shell casings inscribed with leftist slogans?
That’s one way to get a database.
It would take a special gun just to use that cartridge with some ridiculous message written on it. Since probably not a lot of them would be sold, it should be fairly easy to round up the perp who bought one in case there is an incident.
No, however I do have scope mounts for 18 inch receiver clearance.
That’s out of the case thinking! Or offer custom engraving. Just let us know what you want and we’ll do the engraving. Any font or size. Custom artwork extra. No judging!
A 300 Super Ultra Mega Homo Tranny-Magnum!
There’s actually a WW-2 German anti-tank rifle round that is almost that ridiculous.
8mm bullet in a 13mm anti-tank rifle case.
Panzerbuchse 39
And yes, throat and barrel wear was a problem.
You just leave them at the crime scene. You don’t fire them...
Yeah ... not quite as nuts, but definitely up there. Also, not a work of satire ...
Yes, that’s it.
Live rounds are quite rare.
The design was a “work around” created to bypass restrictions imposed by the WW-1 armistice agreement.
Although true, it’s not really funny.
there hasn’t been even more compelling reason until now to revive the h&k g11 project.
it would instantly become my favorite rifle.
Wow! That a big boiler room! EarGoSplittinLoudenBoomer!
What is needed is an old UK punt gun....for duck hunting
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